Worst dream I've had in a long time...

In My Humble Opinion
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I’m on vacation with my family, although I didn’t see much of them, as I tend to keep to myself on vacations. We check in at this large hotel which was more like a very large villa, filled with grand ballrooms with many passageways that lead through twisty, catacomb-like hallways to where the bedrooms are.

There was a party going on, and while I was mingling with the hundreds of people roaming about, I caught the eye of a girl who was plain-looking, but still quite pretty. It was one of those “insta-connect” moment where, while not exactly “Love At First Sight”, you just know that you’re gonna get laid, if you play your cards right. (My dreams are about the only place I can reliably get laid these days, anyway. But I digress…)

We never speak directly to each other, as I’m busy “mingling” with other party guests, but every few minutes we would make eye contact again and pass “knowing looks” between us. Later, I make my way back through the twisty tunnels to my room, where I needed to get something out of my backpack. As I was digging through my pack (which seemed to be nine backpacks, each one stuffed into the other…odd, that was) – the girl arrives at my room. We make basic small talk, nothing deep or personal at all, but all the while, in fact as soon as she walks through the door (and locks it behind her), she starts taking off her clothes. It’s pretty clear where this is going now, so I quickly finish what I’m doing and begin fumbling with my clothes as well – the belt gave me particular trouble, I recall.

Of course she finished getting naked long before I did, and that’s when I noticed that her tits were quite small, and she had no pubic or armpit hair to speak of. “Umm, you are 18, right?” I ask.

“Of course!” she says. Well, even if this weren’t a dream (which I kinda knew it was by that point) that was good enough for me. :smiley: Hey, she probably shaved. Well, finally I finish disrobing, and I climb up onto the bed to join her, and just as I position myself between her spreading legs and ready myself to get down to business…

I woke up.

No alarm clock, no phone ringing, no unexpected noises outside. Just…woke up!

FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!!!

I hate it when that happens. :frowning:

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Time to pull the pud I presume.

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I dreamed that the Golden Gate bridge had been blown up, and that a computer virus unleashed at a bio-research facility ended up turning 99% of humanity into horrific undead ghouls, plunging the world into a new epoch of darkness.

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KGS, I had a dream just like that. I was about to get it on with two really hot ladies, one of them a beautiful Asian girl, the other a truly incredible blonde. The Asian girl was about to perform oral on me, and as soon as her tongue made contact, I woke up. I remember pounding my pillow in frustration. So I can definately sympathize.

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I woke up with my heart pounding, from a dream earlier today. What’s really weird is, I keep having this dream, or variations on it, or different chapters in what would be a story if I could have all the dreams in a logical sequence.

I am in downtown Toronto, and I have to get to the airport to get home to my wife, who is in Florida. I need to call the airline to find out when the plane leaves. I can’t find a pay phone for blocks and blocks, going into all the buildings. When I finally do find a phone, I put in a quarter and the operator is trying to get me the airline, and another woman comes along and puts her own money in the phone I’m using, which cuts me off from the operator. Then we have to get her money out of the phone, and hundreds of coins and other assorted stuff you’d find in a pocket comes out, and I am starting to panic because I can’t find my plane ticket and it’s getting close to when the plane leaves, and it looks like I’m not going to make it to the airport.

I woke up in a cold sweat with the vein (artery?) in my neck throbbing and my heart pounding like mad.

I seem to have a lot of dreams about trying to get somewhere really important, and having setbacks and difficulty getting there. I don’t know what it’s about, but these dreams are recurring, and while I’m dreaming them, I will recognize that I have dreamed them before, because I’ve had them so often, they seem real.

I dunno.

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I had a dream that I was back in time about 10 years, saying goodnite to my girlfriend after a date. The horrible thing was that, in the dream, I KNEW that I would never see or hear from her again…no phone calls, no birthday cards, no chance meetings on the street. Even though we broke up in real life, the sense of loss that I woke up with was quite depressing.