Worst Film For Sale At Cannes: Funny Site Of Truly Horrible Movies

[Biggirl]

@Telemark

I’m waiting for Avalanche Sharks!

Bikini Ski Day. Is that really a thing?

[Ranchoth]

The Blue Apple Tree—that sounds like what you’d end up with if Hollywood tried to adapt The Colour Out of Space.

(again)

[dropzone]

@Ranchoth

(again)

I preferred the version in English, “The Monster, The.”

[Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank]

@Justin_Bailey

Also, FDR American Badass has been on DVD for almost a year now: Amazon.com

FDR sucked. Bad. It did, however, have an awesome trailer.

NSFW:

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Shitgoblins!

[voltaire]

@Intergalactic_Gladiator

If somebody doesn’t buy and distribute Sharknado, there is no God.

@Justin_Bailey

I thought Sharknado already had a distributor. And if not, it needs one because I want to see it.

@Telemark

I’m waiting for Avalanche Sharks!

@Marley23

I’m wondering how SyFy didn’t come up with Sharknado years ago. Somebody’s probably getting fired for that failure as we speak.

Heh, I thought I just saw that movie listed in SyFy’s program listings, so I checked. Well, it wasn’t Sharknado, but it turns out SyFy will air *Sharktopus *tomorrow at 6pm, after the airing of Dinoshark, and before the airing of Piranhaconda.

I wish I was kidding.

@JRDelirious

Hey, all those tax debts, late child support, mortgages, stints at rehab, and out-of-court settlements aren’t going to pay themselves, and someone’s gotta act in these movies.

Or, somewhere a producer has video of the actor and a troop of bonobos in a compromising position. Your call.

Actually, that’s what made Jail Caesar sound interesting. All the sets are actual prisons, and 90% of the cast are actual prisoners serving time in those actual prisons.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Alert, alert, alert: My sources tell me Syfy will be airing **Sharknado **on Thursday, July 11th. Alert, alert, alert…

[salinqmind]

@Intergalactic_Gladiator

Look at the description for that!

Plus it has Barry Bostwick!

And Kevin Sorbo! Playing Abe Lincoln??? Poor man, his heyday is long behind him, he’s doing a ton of direct-to-DVD now.

[davidm]

@Hail_Ants

Poor John Heard, he used to be respectable. And I just watched a clip of FDR: American Badass on YouTube. The scene is actually pretty funny, sort of like an R-rated Airplane!. Though it looks like it might get a little tedious after 90 minutes…

Lauraaaaa!
Sorry, I can’t see Ray Wise without thinking about Twin Peaks. So this is what his career has become?

[Push_You_Down]

@Kolak_of_Twilo

Is it wrong that I really want to see “Copposites”?

Not entirely… it looks awful.. but awful in a way that might take me back to the days where I thought Turner and Hooch should have been nominated for an oscar…namely, back to being a nine year old.

I actually know someone who was in FDR: American Bad Ass.

[aruvqan]

@salinqmind

And Kevin Sorbo! Playing Abe Lincoln??? Poor man, his heyday is long behind him, he’s doing a ton of direct-to-DVD now.

Eh, pays the mortgage and puts food on the table. Better than not working or slinging pizzas IMHO.