That’s me.
My parents just emailed me wishing me a happy New Year (Rosh Hashana).
Who new??
Evidently, not me. <sigh>
So Shana Tova to all my fellow semites.
p.s. you’d think one of you would have bothered to give me a little heads up. bastards.
You still have a few hours. Doesn’t start until sundown- you’re still good! I miss the Jewish smilie guy. Could have really used him right now.
L’Shana Tova!
Could be worse.
Supposedly, Prince Charles was on something of a wanderjahr in his 20s and happened to be in Australia when everything shut down for what seemed like the tenth holiday in a row. He lost his temper with the hotel keeper, “…so what stupid Australian holiday is THIS?” The hotel keeper cleared his throat and said, “Well, you might know it by some other name but down here we just call it the Queen’s Birthday.”
I don’t think you understand – for most people a few hours from now would still be “good”. But I didn’t wish my parents a happy new year before they wished me a happy new year. Therefore, I forgot (which is true). And now my little brother is going to be the “good” son for another year running.
If only there was an upcoming occasion where you could atone for that…
Heck I’m Catholic and even knew about Rosh Hashana. I read Dear Abby this morning.
Shana Tova, QuickSilver.
…and now go study.
Last year on Rosh Hashana when my mom called to wish me happy new year I was in the middle of eating bacon jerky and a cheese plate.
It’s a little late for Lent.
still time to prepare the holiday ham.
Seems like there’d be an app for this.
Oh, don’t think I won’t. I’ll do it. I’m controversial.
If you were also tossing dollar bills on the fire you win!
The humor of this escapes me, but then again I’m really ignorant about Jewish holidays. :dubious:
What year is it now? 5732? Dragon? I can never remember.
Where’s my cheeseburger?
[sub]/terrible Jew[/sub]
It’s an old stereotype with regards to jews being frugal with money. Wasting it on something foolish is akin to burning it. Either of which makes you a bad jew.
Shana tova u’metuka (a good and sweet year)!
Go have some apples and honey. Also traditional: round challah, carrot slices, tzimmes, fish heads, goat/sheep head (for those last two, note that the rosh in Rosh Hashanah translates literally as “head”).
friedo, it’s 5774 (at sundown, local time).
Ah, so you’re not the worst Jew ever, you’re the worst SON ever.
I’m Jewish and I didn’t know either until last night when I stumbled on a list of good recipes to make for Rosh Ha’shanah. I thought it was next week. Oops.
It’s extra early this year. Also note that the first night of Chanukah is the evening before Thanksgiving, so Thanksgiving day is the first day of Chanukah. This will apparently never happen again.