Word!
And the word is Tradition! Or Guilt. It’s often the same thing.
No fasting on Rosh Hashana.
If there is a god I hope he sticks to reading the pit and stays out of GD and sees all the shit I talk about him in there.
In my house, Rosh Hashanah simply meant we got a free day off school and a trip to Grandma’s. Yom Kippur meant the same, only we had to remember to eat before we left the house because Grandma wouldn’t feed us until sundown.
Mom only converted to make Grandma happy, so I blame my Dad for making me a terrible Jew. 
If I gave him the materials, would he make me one?
Regards and Happy New Year,
Shodan (Mediocre Gentile)
Hey, then I’m more observant than I thought I was!! I feel Guilty about that, so I’m covered.
But we do light candles.
Clearly we see this very differently. I’m just going to leave this alone now.
I thought you were supposed to celebrate by blowing the chauffeur.
Best line in the thread!