Worst movie of the year? 2014 edition

This is even harder than the best movie, as I intentionally avoid all movies I think I won’t like, unless there is a Rifftrax or something of it.

Anyway, AVclub has made their list and surprisingly, Saving Christmas is only 18th on the list(shocking).

They chose Left Behind and I have to think it is up there, but I can’t say for sure how bad it really is. Rifftrax needs to get on it and Saving Christmas as soon as possible.

Movies I saw that I did not enjoy:

The Giver - adore the book, but this was poorly made. Very sad, since it could be good. :frowning:

Frank - again, this is only for movies I saw. I actually thought this movie was a huge letdown. Kind of boring.
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Expendables 3** - This may be the worst movie I saw from 2014. Shame since the last 30 minutes are quite fun. The opening 60 minutes, though, is a huge mess and should not have been filmed.

Madagascar 2 was pretty awful. The entire thing was just strung together scenes setting up bad one liners. That semi-funny scene in the previews with the penguin chewing of Cheetos while the wolf talks, yeah, that was perhaps the best part and it still made no sense.

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones - I loved the first Paranormal Activity, but the sequels get worse with every iteration.

The Quiet Ones - I watched it because it stars that cute chick from Bate’s Motel.

The Signal - Started off good, then got dumb, then dumber.

Godzilla - How is it possible to make a monster flick this boring?

Noah - Darren Aronofsky is a great director, but this is just fucking embarrassing.

Chances are they never even saw Left Behind (because, really, who did?) and only chose it because “dur hur chistans are dumm” religiphobia.

Then again, Nic Cage was in it, so maybe it was that bad. I don’t think he’s been in a good movie for about a decade, has he?

Worst movie I saw this year was Divergent. Just completely predictable and stupid. I turned it off with about a half hour left because I realized I just didn’t care.

Most disappointing movie was Godzilla. I didn’t hate it but I wanted to love it.

Movie that surprised me by being watchable instead of a giant shit pile was Transformers: Age of Extinction.

Worst movie I never saw because I know it sucked so why would I was Tammy.

By they do you mean AV Club? They did have a published review at the time.

And you should really read the Christianity Today review, which is quite negative.

I know the critics loved it and a lot of people around here loved it but I thought Birdman was a total bore.
Of course those in the biz loved it since they always love movies about themselves. Because apparently actors are really complicated, eccentric, interesting people.
I was going to sit through the last 30 minutes just to see how it ended then realized I didn’t really care how it ended and walked out.

As with the OP, this is a hard one for me since I don’t watch movies I don’t think I’ll like. Of the ones I did watch, Godzilla was the worst. It wasn’t horrible, but it was the movie I watched this year that I enjoyed the least.

That Kirk Cameron Christmas “movie” sounds pretty bad. Can’t be arsed to actually see it, but man it sounds just abysmal.

For the second year in a row, the absolute worst film I saw in a theater featured Emma Thompson. As terrible as John Wick and A Million Ways to Die in the West were, they still can’t hold a candle to the laughable and ridiculous Men, Women and Children.

I will always hold it against my wife’s niece’s son for forcing me to endure Transformers: Age of Something-or Another.

John Wick was a good movie

Everyone one I know loves John Wick, but the biggest surprise from this thread is how many of our erudite members thought whatever number Godzilla remake was worth watching.

That is one delayed response…

G-men are not fast, but they are thorough.

A Million Ways to Die in the West had its moments. Not a huge number of moments, mind you, but the basic concept of life being brutal and short on the late-19th-century frontier had promise.

Two comments on this zombie:

  1. Some people seem to think “worst movie of the year” equals “movie I was disappointed by”. Most movies in this list are mediocre at worst.

  2. Here’s the problem with John wick: I can suspend disbelief that he’s a shit hot assassin who can face a couple dozen assailants and be the last man standing.
    But he behaves like he knows he can’t get hurt; walking nonchalantly into situations where someone out of sight would have opportunity and motive to shoot him in the back of the head. So it just feels like a superhero movie.

A good action movie is e.g. wolf warrior 2, where even though the hero is badass you never doubt that he’s human and in fact you start to doubt that he can really triumph in the end.

I thought Left Behind was a movie that was “Panned but if you actually watch it…its really decent.” But apparently that was “Knowing”.

I haven’t seen any of the John Wick movies, but I’m glad Keanu has finally attained the same status Tom Cruise seems to have got lately. “You know something…no one does Keanu/Tom better than Keanu/Tom and the world is just all right with that.”

I was wondering why 2014, of all years. Didn’t think the check the date of the OP.

(Although everything I’ve heard about Saving Christmas suggests that it deserves to be mentioned and mocked anew annually).

It’s worse than can be fully explained. Check this review from a Christian reviewer.

The movie literally advocates for materialistic Christmas. Like, buying things and indulging is a good thing for Christmas. It’s insane.