Worst places to meet women

Hospices.

Hospital burn wards.

Certain UNSECO World Heritage Sites

The bottom of the Marianas trench.

Fine museums.

Camp Crystal Lake.

Leper colonies.

Broadmoor Hospital

Wherever I am at any given moment.

Her wedding

University health clinics

My ex-wife’s house

But they still never got any.

Bars.

Nightclubs.

Parties.

The office.

Four-part choirs and am-dram societies.

…to judge by my experiences, in any case.

(Also FRPG clubs and rugby tours, but I’d pegged that pretty much as a given.)

Coming out of the men’s room as you’re walking in.

It wasn’t even a good place to meet women for 20 minutes in 1960.

Item 3) on a two-item list isn’t even a good place to meet women named Opal anymore.

And I can’t imagine making any new lady friends by burning their dog.