How about grizzly bears?
Wu?
Oh, I need to buy that book! Thanks for the recommendation.
Are you going into business, gytalf? :dubious:
It might not be the best removal device, but it would be way more exciting. Imagine this, the cops show up to your house and conduct a quick look-around, when suddenly they spot the massive snake. Since you have a proper license to hold it, you would probably be pretty excited to meet it, and would be like “woah, that’s a bloody massive snake you’ve got there, (jokingly) hey, did you feed it a body or something?!” and then I would be like “haha yeah I killed some guy and [snake’s name] took care of it for me, haha!”, and then the cops would laugh, then I would use a safe technique to both me and the snake to open his mouth and show off the snake’s teeth to them, and one one of the teeth there would be a scrap of the guy’s either clothing or skin, which I would point out to the cops, crack another joke about the snake eating some dead body, and quickly dispose of it (the scrap) before the cops could question me any further.
This would be incredibly exciting, because little do they know or suspect, the snake actually DID eat a body, which is sitting inside right now, and I’d be joking about how it ate a corpse, to which the cops would take as an actual joke. If the odor of a decaying corpse was very strong, then this would be all the more arousing, as long as they didn’t plan an actual investigation on this.
This was my first thought on this topic too.
Robert Pickton was specifically convicted by, among other items, the teeth left behind. The pigs would chew up anything, but they didn’t grind the victims’ teeth down completely; these appear to have often gone through the pigs intact. One news story of the time, IIRC, was that they hired the entire graduating class of the UBC Archaeology department that year to help sift through mountains of pig manure looking for teeth and any other bone fragments.
Naw, I just find this kind of stuff fascinating.
You have far too many details here for this to be just a “story”. Aren’t you worried about what you are sharing? There is no statute of limitations for murder, you know.
Worth the thread. Makes me wonder if the phrase came to your head first, then an OP to wrap it around.
(My MO at times :o)
I think I know what you mean, but you can’t be expected to post something like without an explanation.
So everybody else understands this?
You know the know the right snakes.
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dude robert, this is an official warning for trolling. Keep your posts in this forum factual. Don’t do this again.
Colibri
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Which part is puzzling? Even if you don’t know that a pinkie is a hairless mouse, the context and the post I quoted is clearly about feeding snakes dead rodents.
I, for one, didn’t know a pinkie was a hairless mouse.
No, that’s not how it happened. But I’m glad that the phrase amused you. I always aim to entertain!
I am reminded of this guy, replacing “Paint any car” with “kill any man”.