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Oh, yeah, right. Saying you’re not interested makes recruiters leave you alone. Sure it does! Why, they only called at least three or four times a week from when I was 17 until I left for college, at which point they kept calling my mother and asking where I was. The summer after my first year of college they rang the phone off the wall wanting to know if maybe I was sick of college and wanted to join the military instead. All that in addition to being forced to take the ASVAB in high school whether I wanted to or not, knowing that it would just call more recruiter hell down upon me. Saying “I’m not interested” does not work, my dear. I’d like to know where the military gets off being allowed to invade my privacy and hound me for years against my will when I was most certainly “not interested”. I was never anything but polite and truthful to these guys, and they were unstoppable and un-get-riddable.
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I’m saying thats what we did at our station. I know recruiters are like hungry dogs on red meat.
I don’t have the link, but there was the video of the news story about how recruiters were doing illegal things to get people a year or so ago. (around May 2005). Do you know why? I don’t want to relive this, even in memories, but I’ll tell you why some recruiters might be that way…
They threaten you. They threaten your career, your being able to take care of your family, and then they pretend that that your welfare comes first. Bullshit. Recruiting command is a black hole of dickheads and i hate them all. Well, i don’t hate the recruiters, but RC is full of shit. If you don’t put someone in they’ll do their damndest to make your life miserable. You’re already working 12 to 16 hours a freaking day, 6 days a week, so misery is your companion. I NEVER saw my wife as a recruiter. I was working all of the time. It almost got me divorced. I’m not the only one, recruiters have a lot of family problems. They count how many phone calls you make and don’t you dare have less than 200 at days end.
Think you’re getting that big four day weekend? hell no. You gotta fill them boots. Go find someone, and if you don’t the 1st sergeant will bring you a cot and you can sleep in the office. We fucking worked on Christmas Eve.
You’re on leave? forget it. not only was i constantly on call while on leave, I practically had to work. I should have just not gone on leave…oh, but wait, by regulations I can’t have more than sixty days of leave saved up. I have 73! Because they turned down my leave! Yet when I was over the limit they wrote me up about it!
Recruiting Command has diabolical ways to make you do these things. You’ll be willing to drown puppies and kick babies to make your quota because they’ll find every way to torture you if they don’t. I practically had a heart attack at work and they gave me ONE fucking day off. They didn’t even call my wife while I was in the ER. A buddy had to tell her. Fuckers.
Trust me, you can’t hate recruiting command more than I do. But I don’t hate recruiters because I’ve been in their shoes. I got written up for not pestering people that weren’t interested. I was sent to “extra training” which means they send you to the most inconvenient location as FAR away as possible (to make you drive there in misery) at the most inconvenient time, like saturday night at 9 PM. Don’t dare be late! and when you get there they just yell at you and tell you to find a person to join.
And I was top recruiter for the quarter. But I didn’t have anyone lined up when the quarter ended. So despite putting in enough people to make the station quota, not only my own, despite over ten years of spotless service and despite having 2 of the highest medals one can achieve without actually being fucking shot, I was a shitbag the day the quarter ended and thus deserved being treated as such. (sense that I’m bitter about recruiting command? I am)
hilariously I got written up for being written up so much.
Look, I’m not defending recruiting. I hated it, my dear. I joined the army because I wanted too. Hell, I went to the recruiter and signed up, he didn’t have to call me. So I understand how frustrating it is when they won’t leave you alone. But what happened a lot to me is this…
ME: (calling person I don’t actually want to talk to, but in the book, it doesn’t say DO NOT CALL): Ask them if they are interested in joining the army
PERSON: (Calls me everything but a child of God and says I’ve been calling them all week, all year, whatever)
ME: I ask them who called them, do they have a name, because it wasn’t me, and we were assigned areas. No one but me and the reserve recruiter can call that area.
PERSON: Well, it wasn’t me , or the reserve recruiter it was SGT Joe Blow from the Marines…but we told him to stop calling!
ME: I’m not the marines! I don’t know if they called or not and its not my business if they did! I understand your frustration, but I’m not the guy that made you so mad! And understand I’m only calling you because I have to under orders!
PERSON: (usually) Ok, sorry I flipped out. But I’m not interested.
ME: Not a problem. (Crosses persons name out in or book)
Now that may not happen in every station and keep in mind the Army National Guard can call you, but its not the the ACTIVE DUTY army guys that are responsible for it. I hear they’ve changed thing around,mostly due to the bad press recruiting was getting. Well, mostly because it made the public aware of stress recruiters were under. I’ve literally seen coworkers in recruiting go nuts and have to be under a shrink’s care and one guy tried to kill himself because, as he said “Its easier than going to work”.
this was a lot longer than I intended and I apologize for the hijack. The mere mention of recruiting often send me into a tirade.