Would Obama have been elected without Osama Bin Ladan?

“Vic Hitler, the Narcoleptic Comic… hmm!”

That does it. I’m changing my name to Mullah Omar and running for prez!

No, you should change it to Mu’ammar Gaddafi Qadhafi Khadafy. With a name that confusing, you’d be sure to carry Florida.

Unless you need to rely on the write-in vote, and your supporters have to spell your name right.

You rang?

But that’s Alaska. Only 3 EVs