Oh, dear God, Cyn. LOL.
You know what’s REALLY frightening? She has two daughers. That means that some man DID sleep with her at some point. I wonder if she devised this plan as a result of that man, or if he jumped through her hoops.
Can we throw Jesus and Curry in there with them?
I feel really sorry for thsi poor woman. It’s obvious to me what’s happened here:
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She got into adulthood without the appropriate mechanisms for running a real relationship.
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All her relationships were disasters.
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She’s now latched onto a fantasy.
That’s all this website is; a huge, elaborate fantasy. She’s ended up with some doofuses and had some bad relationships so she has chosen, to some extent unconsciously, to believe in a fantasy relationship wherein she’ll have a capable man who will do anything she wants. By her own admission she has never met any such person, but she’s accepting on faith that there is one; at least five parts of the FAQs directly relate to this faith-based belief.
She’s lost hope in the real world, and so she’s taking solace in a dream. It’s a shame.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I could see her posting a page saying “How I Got Pregnant.”
“Because I am disgusted by the thought of actual sexual intercourse, I was unnecessarily artificially inseminated, twice. My second husband finally divorced me because I wouldn’t consummate our marriage. If you would like to know more about why I find intercourse revolting, click here.”
How would you like to be one of her daughters? I can think of few things more embarrassing.
I clicked on this thread thinking, “Heck, I’m desperate, I’ll go out with just about any woman.”
I quickly changed my mind.
Thank god not all women are like that loony!
She makes all non-believers look bad. 
Pre-written scripts! My god, why didn’t I think of that?
Stompy
She’s pathetic and dumb…does she even know how dangerous that is??? How many psychos go on the internet??? That’s a special kinda stupid right there!!!
Aaaaaa!!! Nude shots required? That’s just sick. What a scary page! I wonder if anyone answers this jerk…
Scary - all I see is another potential Bunny Boiler. A guy just isn’t safe out there anymore 
That is the funniest thing I have seen all week!!!
PSYCHO!
Everyone in my entire office is currently reading that and laughing… Wow.
I am a guy. I would not date her. I don’t like to be obscene, but I think that she was performing fellatio with her ear canal and gave herself a lobotomy.
That is one fruit-loopy lady.
BTW, if you highlight the bottom of her page, you get some bizarre hidden search-thingies.
I meant to put this, but:
She sounds like a black widow spider.
Not even I am that desperate.
I’m close, though.
Its like a putting a frog in a blender.
lurker, don’t even joke. Please.
I’ll chip in to have a Doper jump through her hoops and give us the Straight Dope. Who’s in Chicago that can act? They need to pull it off with a straight face.
Can we get streamed video?
I may call her anyway. I wonder what she would say to a chick trying to court her.
I was cruising through her hate mail, laughing my ass off, when I came upon this little gem of a response to her:
"Hello Mary:
I saw your profile and you seem like a nice lady. One thing that bothered me though is your belief that there is no God. There must be a creator because there is a creation. Ask yourself what keeps the earth turning? It rotates one time every 24 hours, keeping an exact, even speed as it rotates. What makes it rotate? What is gravity that holds all elements to the surface of the earth? How do all nine planets stay on an invisable course as they travel around the sun? How is it that the male and female body complement each other and that they are both designed to produce offspring by working together? It is dificult to understand or comprehend that there is a creator somewhere, especially since we can’t see the creator. But we can’t see lots of things…electricty, magnetism, gravity, oxygen, etc.
There must be a creator because there is creation. Whether you believe that or not doesn’t change it as a fact. It would be like saying that men and women working at an auto manufacturing plant didn’t create the car you drive. You can’t see them, but rest assured, they built it and you drive it.
God made you and me and everything we see."
Man, I wish more people like that would go over to GD, becuase even I could tear them a new one. But God, please keep David and Gaudere away from this person. They would ruin all my fun.
-N
Actually managed to read through most of that garbage. Except the whole “three phone call” dissertation. I don’t think Jenna von Oy could get through that. I shudder to think what Ben Stein in “Ferris Bueler’s Day Off” would do to - snoring
PLease, Please, please somebody call her!
I already tried, but apparently she was still asleep.
She sounded like my Aunt Betty, who’s a nun.
Mild and pleasant.
If somebody wants to give me a script, I will try again when she’s awake, but I’m female.
I was going to ask her if she wants a friend, but I fear rejection.
I will chip in too to see someone go through the ordeal and report.
While her response to a girl courting her will be fun, I don’t think its will be half as interesting as getting a guy in on it. C’mon Chi-town people, step up to the plate!
I have no trouble believing the page is authentic. Lots of eccentric people out there. I am impressed with her method, just not with her unique anal-retentive mega dominatrix personality. At least she is an agnostic…
No I would not date her. I also have NO doubt she gets a lot of dates because there are a lot of pathetic guys out there too. Fascinating.