I’d eat it. Slowly. With a nice glass of tea and a slice of sharp cheddar. I’d eat only one slice a day, so I can spread the yumminess over several days. I’d refridgerate it - cold pie is the food of the gods. (Homer Simpson drool) Thanksgiving’s coming, too! (levels head so he can drool out of both sides of his mouth at once)
I have not enjoyed a thread this much in a long time.
God Bless you Candlemas! Great Pies deserve to be eaten!
/Homer Simpson voice/
“…mmmmmmmmm… Pie-licious…”
/Homer Simpson voice/
In my typically eloquent and well-spoken way, allow me to say… huh? You eat apple pie with thick slabs of cheese?
Apple and cheese is a fantastic combination, best if it’s a really crisp fresh Pippin and a full mature cheddar (maybe even those ones with the little crunchy whey grains in them.
Hey, Sunshine! Can I have that for a sig?
You go, Candlemas! I’d have eaten that bastard pie. And with the cheese, too, not some wimpy-ass ice, cream, fer the love of Pete.
I’d also like the name and contact number of Superlorie’s wacko marijuana brownie baker. I’ve never met anyone that eager to get rid of perfectly good smoke for free - much less bake me BROWNIES?! Hot damn! Maybe it’s the connection I’ve been looking for all these years. Do you also know how to get into contact with those drug “pushers” like on T.V.? You know, the ones who give you a free sample, hoping you’ll come back tomorrow and bring your friends? :rolleyes:
Now I KNOW i’ve read a news story lately about some chick who baked her coworkers some brownies and they had some wacky-tabacky in 'em. I don’t have a cite for it, sorry. I guess that makes me a lousy Doper, huh? But DAMMIT I KNOW I READ IT SOMEWHERE!!! 
Can anybody back me up on this, or am I condemned to be bombarded with the dreaded rolleyes smiley?
Lorie
Run a search on Matt Stopford, and you will be rewarded with a fine tale of a person being poisoned over a number of years by his squad.
But that really proves nothing, for there have always been bad people. The question is how one puts the risk in perspective.
Pass the pie, please.
Eat the pie!
We send and get things like that all the time.
It’s normal in business. Usually the card is lost or forgotten by the delivery guy, and the chagrined sales rep has to beat around the bush to see if anyone got it and to get the credit.
But it’s normal business.
A million pies or fruit baskets. One letter bomb. Why connect the two?