There are 5 more pieces of yummy, scrumptious home made applie pie left. I am eating one piece as i type (insert Homer sounds where appropriate).
Why do YOU deserve a piece of this yummy pie?
Ooo, ooo, oooooo!
'Cause I’m the first one here!
Well, I don’t know if I deserve it. But I think I’m no more than a few miles away from you, so at least my slice may still be warm…
I’m back in Buffalo right now…but it is still nice and delicious.
Heh. Um, being first is a good start. You got anything else? You’re building a very strong case.
Because if you don’t I will have to beat you senceless with this slice of dried mango.
I deserve a piece of apple pie because I had a tooth pulled Thursday and my mouth is still sore. Apple pie would be very soothing, and I am so tired of soup?
Where’s my pie?
Ah…you were so close to the pie. I, however, will happily eat the mango that you bludgeoned me with.
Because I am not feeling good today and Apple Pie is comfort food and it would help me feel better.
I dunno…in the first paprt…are you asking me, or telling me? You’re getting farther away from the pie…it’s on a plate for ya and everything…just…gotta…earn it!
Aw…what’s wrong? Tell me, what can Pie do for you?
Because I’m an MMP Cool Kid. Duh. Also, my puns kick ass.
I’d like my pie a la mode, thank you.
Something nice and warm in my upset tummy. 
Why do I deserve it?
Because I’ll trade you for a slice of this cherry pie I made tonight. Or perhaps you’d prefer blueberry? Easter dinner was tres yum.
Ahh so close!
Frantically looks around for another beating tool, but all that is around is empty candy wrappers from Easter chocolate
On second thought maybe I don’t need pie…
How about - I just spent 5 and a half hours assembling a swing set. Two swings, hangy bar, glider, and slide. Big bastard. All by myself.
If not pie, then someone could at least walk on my back.
One slice of pie for you. Have at it, buster. Ice cream is in the freezer.
You also get pied…but it’s not warm right now.
Need a backrub? Spatial Rift 47 will be more than happy to rub down a fellow pie-goer.
Well, I really think that you ought to save that pie for yourself, Loune, because you probably deserve it and all.
(But if it just going to go to waste… I’ll just clean that plate up for you, shall I?)
You also get a backrub from Spats . Have at her, big fella!