Would you rather... (straight guys, lesbians, and bisexuals only, please)

I didn’t say that he’s not famously handsome. I said he’s not famous for BEING handsome – that is, his beauty is not the reason he’s famous. And, honestly, compared to Taye Diggs, he’s hideous.

Oh c’mon, that’s a little much. Dude is almost 50 and a smoker and he’s still a handsome man. Diggs is 10 years younger. Young Obama could give young Diggs a run for his money. In fact, based on those two pics I think I prefer Obama. He has nicer lips than Diggs.

Our mileage obviously varies. I don’t think the President is all that good looking; he’s just good-looking for a politician.

Sure, but I’m bringing my own cigars.

Dinner with the prez. While Portman is hot, and I would absolutely wreck that for anyone after me, dinner with the president is way, way too cool, unique, and potentially lucrative opportunity to pass up.