Have a nine-inch nose, or a ten-inch tail?
And why?
A nine-inch nose–a fantastic sense of smell is far more useful than a tail that could…erm… get in the way of things. Besides, I’d rather look more like Cyrano de Bergerac than the “monkey baby” from the Weekly World News.
What kind of tail would it be? Would it be a prehensile tail that I could use to swing through trees? Maybe a doglike tail that would display my emotions? Or is it a bovine tail which has as much use as a fly swatter? No matter what type of tail it was, I think a nine-inch nose would get in the way of my face, and besides, some people out there. . . well, they don’t smell so good.
Gimme a tail!
is easy to conceal. That would save the hours of little children pointing at you everywhere you go.
Osip
Gimme the tail.
If I could be half as cute as the little monkey-boy from Jumangee I’d consider myself well off.
I could have a tail removed on an outpatient basis.
Yeah, you can get rid of the tail, but whaddaya gonna do about them toes? They’re made of steel, dammit!
–Tim
I would take the tail without a second thought if it was prehensile. Hanging off of stuff by a tail would be fun, at least at first. If it was any other kind of tail I’d take the nose.
How 'bout an 11-inch pe–* nevermind.
I see two new genres of porn in the making…
I’m pretty sure there’s already some branch of Hentai that deals with long noses… and I know that there’s stuff about tails (Furries/Furverts).