I’d have fangs, definitely. Fangs rock, they rock hard. Claws too, but only if they looked pretty. Nothing too gnarly. And a tail, like a cat’s with soft fur. But, the fur would have to trail off before it reached my butt. No hairy butt for me, no sir.
I asked Mr. AFG this question. He said he thinks it’s time for me to go to bed, but he also said he’d go with gills, since he can’t swim.
Definitely a tail and I’m debating wings, I’m just not sure where they would fit when I was just walking around on the ground.
Have you seen how a squirell can run up the side of a tree and go up, down and all around? I’d like to be able to do that.
Have two teeth that are hollow and when I bit someone I could put poison into them.
The jumping power of a gazelle and the arm strength of an orangutan.
Eagle eyes, retractable horse penis, dog hearing, cheetah speed when running and the ability to hold my breath underwater as long as a dolphin.
I have read the male swine have orgasms that can last up to 30 minutes. Some animals such as the giraffe and wallaby have prehensiled penii. Male lions sometimes mate over 30 times a day.
I would like to have wings too. Then I would find that goose that pooped on me a few years ago. Ahhh, payback.