…what would you be and why?
This question was posted on another message board I frequent, and I was deeply, deeply depressed by the results. Please tell me this place isn’t full of fairies and mermaids. Ok, so the other board is pretty much all women, but still, who answers such an important question with “A fairy because they’re so pretty!”
For the record, I went with Hobbit.
You get to live a simple, comfy, pastoral life, sometimes interrupted by adventures with wizards and elves and shit. But mostly? You’re hanging out in your garden or your cozy Hobbit hole, enjoying a smoke and chatting with the neighbors. Plus, and this really nails it for me: second breakfast.
What say you, Dopers? I know we’re a more creative bunch. First person to say “A unicorn because they can fly on rainbows!!” gets poked.