Cause that’d be well… so cool! ** ZAP!!**
What do you want?
To watch the first time you look in a mirror. 
Dude, you would be so annoying at the movie theater!
I want an axe that I could wear with my ceremonial robes. It would have the handle forged of silver and gold, and have nine gems embedded in it. The head would be made of the strongest steel, for symbolic reasons that I don’t feel like delving into, and in case I needed to use it.
That, and horns. Oh, yeah. Horns would be fuckin sweet.
I’d like an axe I could wear with my ceremonial robes too. A Fender Strat. A bright red one. That would be cool.
That, and a '70 Hemi 'Cuda. Plum Crazy Purple.
I would like to have a ninja.
I want a pre-anus , and I’d like to be able to remove my head to style my hair.
I want to be able to function well on three hours of sleep. Think of how much more you could get done in a day! Or how much more you could visit the Dope!
I want a staff - you know - a maid, a gardener, a cook, a butler, a chauffeur, and a pedicurist. And they must anticipate my every need and desire. Because if they did, the cook would have just whipped up exactly what I want for breakfast, whatever that may be.
I deserve to be waited upon and pampered, dammit! I really do!
I would love to be able to absorb the contents of books by touching them.
I want a sculpted body (including a great pair of gams), gloriously beautiful features…
and a whip, a leather catsuit, and high-heeled spike boots.
Yeah, baby.
Dude, I think I’ve got the answer to your problem, uh, sorta…
Right here and such a deal, at $17.00
I would like to fly and be invisible, cause I could go on vacation whenever I wanted, and being invisible would be, well, cool.
That image has been burned into my brain, and will pop up every time I read one of your posts from now on. Not that I mind, of course. It’s quite a nice image.
I want all those marvelous Star Trek toys: a replicator, a transporter, and a holodeck.
And I want Kythereia, especially if she gets what she wants. Yowza! 
I want power. Absolute power.
Oh, and bodyguards. That’d be cool.
If you had absolute power, why would you need bodyguards? Just for “the look?” I can get behind that.
Horns, definitely. And a thin, long, red tail with a point at the end…
To be able to fly. Or at least glide.
A pedicure. I need one really badly.
I want to a pair of sai like Jennifer Garner’s from “Elektra” and I want to be able use them really well.
But nobody would be able to see your tan.
And if people are getting wishes, I want everybody elses wishes not to be granted.
That’ll learn ya Mr. Face, see how you look with no nose.