Oh, yeah. For the look, and because bodyguards are cool.
I want to fire angry ticks out of my nipples.
The ability to teleport at will, anywhere, instantly.
Grocery shopping would be a breeze. No problem with parking spaces. Forgot something? Zip back to the store. Store closing in 5 minutes? Zip! Don’t feel like fighting traffic on the interstate? Zip! Overslept and my shift starts in half-an hour? Zip!
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Er, where was I? 
Oh yes. I want to be ten years younger, maybe 15, but still know all the social things I have learned now through painful experience. Oh, and the ability to Actually Draw A Person Decently Just Once Dammit would be nice.
I want to ba able to absorb energy in any form and convert it for my use. A thermonuclear blast would be nothing more to me than a Thanksgiving dinner to everyone else. I should be able to swallow a bug or a D-cell battery, or just soak up what I need from the sun.
Oh, and I want to be able to stare into my enemies’ eyes and telepathically cause them to have strokes and die. Even over video.
Telekinesis.
The possibilities are endless.
I want my nipples to work. I can’t get AM radio on them no matter how hard I twist 'em.
legion, dude, they’re hooked up to the variable capacitors in your tank circuit. It’s FM! You’re on the wrong band!
Duh!
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I too, want to shoot lasers from my eyes. I would use it on everyone who pissed me off on the bus or train.
Woman shrieking on her cell phone? ZAP.
Teenage girls giggling loudly in Russian? ZAP.
Every single person who can’t be bothered to get decent headphone so everyone else gets to hear their music (iPod users, I am talking to YOU)? ZAP.
The CTA would have a lot fewer passengers.
I only want a simple thing…the absolute control of life and death over all of Earth.
And to be able to curl up and go to sleep instantly, whenever I felt like it, like a cat.
the ability to see and alter everyones thoughts. even Gods. and Satans. and yours.yes yours
I want to be able to freeze time. And walk around while time is frozen. I can do it manually, and it would happen automatically when I’m in mortal danger. So, if a bullet was headed towards my head, time would freeze, I could step out of the way, resume time and be fine. Of course, while time was frozen, I could still do everything Normal (physics would still work for the things i’m interacting with, though people would be unable to perceive anything because of their time frozenness). See…I could run a marathon by just doing a ton of 100 yard dashes, freezing time between each of them, and taking big rests. It would have to be the most useful power possible. You could do practically everything.
One more caveat…while I could spend as much time lounging around frozen time, I wouldn’t age while time was frozen. If I wanted an extra weekend off…just freeze time and lounge around for a while…when you start up time no one will no anything happened! Want to teleport? Freeze time, go where you need to, then restart. Even if it takes you several weeks (equivalent) to get there, it’d be instantaneous to everyone else.
Yes, I’ve had a lot of time to think about this.
I want those long knives to come out of my hands like Wolverine in X-Men. And the ability to heal instantly, too.
I want superstrength, the ability to shoot energy from any of my limbs, and the ability to breath fire. I also want to be able to fly, swim (like a fish, not a human), and burrow through dirt really fast.
Right now, I wish that my brother would *not *always be logged on the computer suckin up all the CPU and bandwith running Limewire and AIM while he’s asleep.
An the axe and the horns of course.
Oh, and a good glass of porter.
The power of Technomancy. (Like a cross between Motoko Kusanagi and Galen from Crusade.)
Adamantium claws, axes and laser beams etc are OK, but how about Thor’s hammer? That would be cool.
Star Trek gizmos. Especially a teleporter.
And a double of me, so I could both collect my meager paycheck from my miserable job over break, but still have fun.
Also, the ability to write the Great American Novel, rather than what amounts (in my eyes, anyway) to diarrhea on paper.