Goofy things that you want.

I want an EEG (electro encephalogram) machine. I have this crazy desire to own one. I want to be able to control which brain waves I produce and when mostly for the novelty of it. I have no idea where to look for one since the few times I look for one online they are usually very clunky (talking a good sized desk) and always expensive.

I have a model I want for one. I want one that is roughly the size as a cassette walkman with the headphones. I want a digital display that simply has the different types of brain waves and maybe a percentage for the amount of each brain wave produced (assuming you can produce more than one at a time).

Then when I have perfected my “waves” I will come back and control all of you through my newly developed psychic powers. :wink:

Dairy Mary

See http://www.armory.com/~moe/prod01.htm . Their more expensive models are sold out, but they still have two “cheap” ones.

NOTE: This is not a recommendation for this product! I have never seen, let alone used, the machine.

WOOHOO! I can afford one of the cheaper ones. Then maybe my dream of world domination will finally be fulfilled. Or I might just be able to make the needle on the machine move, either way I am pumped!

Dairy Mary

PS. You didn’t mention the goofy thing YOU wanted. :slight_smile:

I’d love a bobcat (little bulldozer thingie). I have virtually no need for one.

I want a sword. I haven’t decided which one yet, but that’s okay. A pretty one would work just fine. I have no need for one and would probably manage to kill myself with it as I tend to be astonishingly clumsy at times. But they look sooo cool.

jessica

I want one of those flying cars they’ve been saying is “just around the corner” for the last 50 years.

Also, I’ve always thought a grenade launcher would be cool.

One last thing: a big screen HDTV. You might say, “That’s not goofy.” I’d have to say it is, because there’s virtually NO programming available in HDTV. Maybe it wan’t be goofy later.

There is nothing I can think of in this whole wide that is goofier or more desired by me than Diamond tiara Style # 23. Only I want it in white gold with real diamonds. A nice big 5 carat or so flawless diamond drop in the center would be just peachy.

That and maybe a pony.

Sleepy Hollow - The Crone’s Costume

I would like a big pair of bolt cutters. I would keep them in my van. I have no use for them.
yet

Ralph Nader;)

A Cooper Mini! A RED one!

All of the costumes Kate Winslet wore in Titanic

Noah Wyle

A tail

I want one of those gynecological tables, stirrups and all. I read somewhere that the actor, Crispin Glover has one in his living room.

You don’t need to know why I want it, but if you ever see one on e-Bay, let me know.

In a similar but probably far less satisfying vein, I want a massage table. No, I’m not a massage therapist, nor do I plan to become one. I just keep seeing this portable massage table at Sam’s Club, and I want it.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m torn between a The Mermaid’s tiara or Guinastasia’s tail (may I cal you Guin in future posts?) as being the goofiest.

What shall it be, heads or tails? :smack:

I want a Breathalyzer, so that when I’m drinking I’ll be able to know how drunk I am.

Damn you, jackelope, I was going to come into this thread and post my odd urge to have a red Cooper Mini, figuring no one in their right mind would have stolen my idea, and you beat me to it! ARGH! :frowning:

I have a giant set of bolt cutters in my car (only $ 30.00 at Lowes). I’m a commercial real estate agent and If there is a padlocked gate or door that I need to get into to wont be pad locked long. It’s the “master key”. I cut some coins in half for the kids (cuts them like like butter) and they loved it.

I want

a motorcycle

a top of the line IBM Thinkpad with built in wireless netwerk interface (don’t need one just want one)

a Segway

I want a job.

I want a “thinking chair”, like from Blue’s Clues. They used to have these mini ones(no, not the inflatable one) that they carried at Sears, when they first introduced the line of clothes, but I just didn’t have a spare $100 + to spend on such a frivolous item. I have seen them available online, a few places, but have yet to find a good enough reason to justify buying one.

Damn near everything I want is goofy - I am a goofy toy-a-holic, completely addicted to Archie McPhee!

~V