I am just going to have to beg for this for my birthday.
If anyone can read the description and not be consumed with desire, then your nerd card is officially revoked.
Oh, dang it! Did you have to show me that? Now come build me a room to put it in.
An electric golf cart. For running around my property “up north”
I have a 4-wheel drive atv and a riding lawmower, but I want a golf cart.
And, no, I don’t play golf.
Bobcat (the skid-steer, not the animal).
Nikon D300 (I have a perfectly fine D70, but…)
Electron Microscope.
Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh.
I could go on.
A B-2. I’m actually considering selling a saxophone to buy this thing.
And this, of course.
I totally want to get my parents that for Parents’ Day (yeah, we do it all in one in Korea).
I want this. I think I’d have to lose my spare tire to fit into it, so that’s just another motivation. And it’s not that expensive, either.
You have a dirty squid? :eek:
Ever since I was a kid I’ve been fascinated by Klein bottles. Alas, I can’t justify the expense, so I’ll settle for homemade Möbius strips.
Hate to admit it but I want one of these!
Everything in the Museum Replicas catalog.
And everything on ThinkGeek’s website.
A hovercraft. 
Or a dog.
I have a powerful lust for this. One day I shall have my cuckoo clock.
Well, the current thing I haven’t bought is a garden statue of a cat covered in mosaic tiles. It’s $120 and, gosh dang it, I’m not gonna be one of those obsessed single women who buys a lot of cat related crap but I still really want it.
The silly thing I did buy is a deerhead head covered in fish wallpaper. It’s goofy but it’s gonna look cool in my living room.
Well, he’s very handsome and his name is S –
oh, er… 
A Nintendo DS. Yes, I’m very behind the times. The thought process goes thus:
“You don’t have that new Game Boy thing. Buy it. It’s cheap.”
“It’s over a hundred dollars, that’s not cheap.”
“But you can afford it.”
“I have a computer.”
“Which you can’t carry around.”
“I have a laptop.”
“Still too big. You can play it anywhere!”
“Like where? When I’m at home I have a computer. When at work I’m WORKING, and I have a computer. When I’m not at work or at home I’m doing something or I’m driving, and I can’t play while driving.”
“If you’re getting a ride somewhere you will have something to do. Remember when you borrowed the PSP?”
“I barely played the PSP because I was knitting and napping on that ride. And I need to pay debts and save money.”
Which ends up winning the self-argument, except that I proceed to spend thirty dollars here, twenty dollars there, and eventually the two hundred or so I would have spent on a DS plus accessories and a game or two ends up becoming a few rather cheap things instead of one pricey one. 
I…umm… :eek: 
good luck with that!
I really want an embroidery machine, which I don’t need. At all. But sometimes I just have the urge to monogram all my underwear or embroider a little tiny Cthulu in place of the usual alligator on a polo shirt. Ooh, or a knitting needle and yarn!
See? An embroidery machine would not be in my best interest, because I’d treat it like some people treat Bedazzlers.
I know exactly where it’s gonna go, I can’t wait.
Definitely something like this.
A new, expensive saddle. Yes, I have horses and yes, I already have an acceptable saddle to ride in. Dammitt, I want a new, expensive, super-comfy top of the line saddle. Just 'cause.