blow chunks or blow goats?
GOATS!!!
Blowing chunks is nasty.
Is there no other alternative? And define “chunks”…chunks as in puke, chunks as in pieces of something, Chunks as in Chunk from the Goonies…what kind of chunks??
Please define "blowing goats."
i think both choices are mostly self explanatory. but if i must…
blowing chunks=the act of vomiting
blowing goats=the act of preforming felatio on a farm animal (a goat in particular)
Blow chunks… and as a matter of fact, I did last night. Damn you, Samuel Adams. Crappy beer. I miss my Heiny.
Chunks.
Now, then:
That you should insult the finest beer in the land is bad enough. That you should compare it unfavorably to what is essentially carbonated skunkweed tea is too much for me to bear. Pistols at dawn, sir!
Uh, the goat, but he would have to buy me dinner first.
Well, Jess, when I made that up, I was thinking Chunk from the Goonies. I’d definitely rather blow a goat[goat acan also be slang for a dick in this case] than Chunk.
Ladies, if you are so desperate to blow something, I’m sure there are plenty of volunteers out there, who are: A) Human, and B) Not Chunk from Goonies.
Insulting Sam Adams or any of his brethren, or cousins Jack, Jim, and Johnny will result in 20 swift BBQ style lashings with a wet noodle. 
Ummm. Chunks. I mean, if I HAD to choose.
Besides, if I blew a goat I’d end up blowing chunks anyway. shrugs
But thanks for asking. Will we be tested on this information later?
OOh, 50 lashes with a wet noodle for me please!! ::giggles:: ;);)
Someone told me that they were looking for volunteers for blowjobs in here … where do I sign up??
::loud goat-like bleating::
::loud goat-like bleating::
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tease
Rather than ship this off to MPSIMS, though the Moderator there has certainly passed the weirdest threads my way, I think I’ll just lock this up. 