My darling husband, for some reason, says, “mother puss-bucket” as a random interjection, usually in place of motherfucker. I absolutely can’t stand the image this puts in my mind—not the mother part, the puss-bucket part—and I tell him he should just say motherfucker instead, which is a fairly unevocative vulgarity, instead of . . . Oh, ick—I’m not typing it again.
I also find “dumb as a bag of hair” particularly gross and disturbing. I’m not quite sure why. Honestly, I’d rather someone call me a c*nt than a bag of hair, and I really hate the c-word.
Is there anything they could say on broadcast TV during primetime that bugs you more than the usual obscene words?
Not just you. Probably because bitch often gets used for women who’re perceived as being aggressive/pushy/etc when they’re being assertive, plus a bunch of other things.
But there’s no way of slicing it for cows – they just stand there and moo at you.
There’s a more obscene version of this, but since I don’t know how to do the whole Spolier-box thing, and I’m at work, I’m loathe to post it…
It rolls trippingly off the tongue, tho’.
“Ok, you’re speakering privallages have officially been revoked.” Then upon that person’s next attempt at saying anything: “What did I say about the talking? Yeah, no more of it.”
And then of course there’s always: “Every time your mouth opens, I die a little inside.” and: “shut you’re mouth and know you’re role.”
Ok, Daithi Lacha, I really want to hear the thing. What you do to quote is on the advanced reply page hit the little “talky blurb” on the toolbar, then enter the dirty stuff in the pop up.
Or do like this, only replace the “<” bits with “[” bits.
<QUOTE>this is the hidden bit</QUOTE>
