Being a germophobe I’m sure he would appreciate it.
OF course you would because you’re such fucking tard you’d rather walk around with shit on your hands than be a reasonable person.
For the pleasure of rubbing it on The Donald, it would be well worth it.
Hillary wouldn’t even shake his hand. 
Being married to Bill, she KNOWS where those hands have been.
You kidding? It’s been so long I’d probably suck his fingers.
Wouldn’t shake his hand it it was the vibration-powered solution to global warming. Some lines you just don’t cross.
<Mallrats> Small Price to pay for the smiting of one’s enemies </Mr>
I don’t want to breath the same air as that man.
The only part of him I’d shake would be his neck.
You could probably get his whole small hand into your mouth. If he could stop flapping it about.
You mean he groped her from behind?
Same here ! There is no way in HELL I would shake his hand !
Trump has stated before he doesn’t like shaking hands.
That said, if offered I would. I mean he’s like, the most famous human being on the planet right now, why not?
I’d just keep walking and leave him there with his little hand out. I’ve never had a chance to snub anyone famous (or infamous) yet.
I’d probably pretend he wasn’t there, just look right through him. He’s disgusting.
No, but since I’m basically a friendly sociable sort, I would be quite happy to follow the example of my canine buddies and pee on his leg.
Well, if I had to shake something I’d rather shake his hand than another appendage.