If he got elected, Steve Irwin would have to go into hiding.
CRIKEY!
Saltwater or freshwater?
Bah. The whole idea is a croc.
Daniel
:eek:
Reason enough right there not to vote for him.
But wouldn’t you have to impeach him when it was revealed he was really an alligator-headed man?
No way - I’m a Gators fan!
If the cops arrested him, does he get a free phone call?
No?
C’mon, give a Croc a Dial!
Heehee!
“Uh oh. Dey find out our seecrit plan.”
“Me told you not to run on pro-zeeba-eating platform.”
[sarcasm]Well, as long as it wasn’t a crocodile-headed woman, because you know how they are all emotional and start crying for no reason and stuff.[/sarcasm]
I can see him now: hitting the talk show circuit, showing up on 106 and Park playing “It’s Not Easy Being Green” on saxphone…
Now that the option’s been raised, I’m going to have a hard time voting for any non-crocodile-headed men. Damn that would be awesome.
(here’s where the links to pics of Stephen Harper, Paul Martin, and Jack Layton with croc heads would go, if my photo-shop-fu wasn’t so weak. Just picture it in your head, it’s funny. Remember the mustache!).
Would he be wearing Lacoste shirts?
My, wouldn’t it be a faux-paus to show up at the inaugural ball with an alligator handbag?