…women found me attractive and desireable.
… I was President of the Universe.
… everybody who responds to this thread were members of my cabinet.
… my johnson were 12 inches long.
… the words “were” and “was” could be used interchangeably.
…a site with them for sale. http://www.metacrawler.com
http://search.metacrawler.com/crawler?general=Hitachi+44780&method=0&redirect=&rpp=20&hpe=10®ion=0&timeout=0&sort=0&theme=classic&refer=mc-search
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Evidently, I drool. (Pillow Talk)
…I could go home NOW, instead of when I am supposed to?
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Waiting for Godiva.
–El Cheapo would have mentioned that he joined the SDMB.
–people on the SDMB would volunteer to write questions for the high school quiz bowl tournament we’re holding this year.
–Oicu812’s results were actually what I’m looking for. (Thanks for trying… I’m looking for a 4x20 line character LCD with parallel interface for connecting to a STAMP from the likes of Parallax for my capstone project. Anyone else want to try??)
–uh. i get to go home now!
…underwear washed itself.
…hangovers were invigorating.
…Jack’s johnson were 12 inches long.
…Jack owed me money.
…all homes came equipped with maids and nannies.
…Condit disappeared.
…spankings replaced handshakes.
…Bow Flex commercials went away.
-Reading and posting on the SDMB was my homework so I didn’t put off my essays to be here (Don’t you all feel special?).
-Sitting at a computer all day was the best exercise ever.
-I had a mute button for people I didn’t like.
- I had a severed head that had a big ring through it so I could hold it like a lantern, and the head could talk and comment and emit bright light from its eyes?? Wouldn’t that be so fucking awesome!!!
LC
Mine does - I’m an elementary school teacher!
…I could drink vast quantities of coke without having a number done on my bladder?
…There really was a Jurassic Park and I had a lifetime pass to go see it?
…Two words: Monkey butlers.
…I were close and personal friends with the Crypt Keeper?
…I could bite bugs and make them itch.
…My office offered free neck massages.
…Every Monday was a holiday.
–Working out involved strapping on armor, grabbing a bastard sword, and goin’ down the dungeon to kick some Orc ass.
–A multibillionaire philanthropist discovers the SDMB, and begins paying all members based on the quality of their posts. All world problems disappear within fifteen years, and we celebrate by holding the next Olympics on Mars.
–We could get new bodies of our choice whenever our old ones had too much wear and tear on them. Really, really sexy new bodies.
The kilt came back as everyday menswear.
Elvis was alive
and did weddings in Vegas.
Or maybe he is…
… If I got paid more than minimum wage for doing my job that requires computer skills and good customer service.
… If there was a person on every street corner handing out free turkey sandwiches.
… If I could go swimming in a swimming pool full of whipped cream with a really hot chick that was scantly dressed.
…in highschool, one week out of the year, as a core subject, students got to go back to Kindergarten AS A STUDENT? Sleepy time, playing with dolls etc…it’d rule.