Woohoo! I’m Han Solo. Of course, it would be nice to be Leia, so I’d have Han Solo, but this is just as good.
Well, it turns out that I’m Leia. Guess I’ll go and have the extra pieces whacked off in the morning…
Tenebras
I am the camera man who filmed Natalie Portman’s deleted nude scenes from the upcoming episode II. 
Actually, I’m Jabba the Hutt’s plastic surgeon. Or was it Pizza the Hut?
I’ll shut up now.
'Nother Luke here.
…Wanna make out?
Hehe, has anyone else noticed the subject of this thread? dalovindj is like a Mark Hamill of the fowl world, or something similar. 
Another Emperor checking in. Maybe I should use my evil powers for good or something.
Han Solo here… wait’ll Astrogirl says “I love you” then next time… I’m just gonna say, “I know.”
Yet another Emperor here.
Man you gotta be careful with typos. Drop a Y and you go from savior of the galaxy to a dignified has-been chicken.
DaLovin’ Dj
Nooooooo…
I’m wussy Luke Skywalker.
The most wussy hero in movie history… (that’s not to say that Star Wars doesn’t rule)
I’m Obi-Wan Kenobi. WOO-HOO!
Awright!!! I’m the Princess! dances Hmmmm…now where’s Han when you need him?
Aparently I am also Obi-Wan Kenobi…
I’m Chewbacca.
My fiance is Princess Leia.
I’m Han Solo. Well not really but that’s who I’d be if I was in Star Wars.
Sweet! Darth Vader.
Emperor Feynn, it has a nice ring to it.
You are LANDO CALRISSIAN!
I am Yoda. Words cannot convey the inaccuracy of this statement. :o I’ve screwed up Easy Mac, for Chrissake!
Jar Jar Binks!
Say it isn’t so!