Wow!!! I AM Luke Skwalker!!!

I am…R2 D2.

Huh?

My mechanical aptitude is fairly minimal, so I have no idea why this happened.

I’m another R2-D2, apparently. Can’t say I’m either pleased or flattered. Still, it’s nice to be considered useful.

I seek Yoda.

No, waitaminnit…

I AM Yoda.

Sweet, this is, yes.

I’m Lando Calrissian! Lando Fucking Calrissian! My favorite character! Hell yeah!

I do doubt the accuracy of this test, though. I changed idealistic from ‘disagree’ to ‘agree’ and I’m Obi-Wan. Then I switched it back to ‘disagree’ and Princess Leia shows up. Methinks it is completly random generation. I tried to have it rate me twice in a row and the same set of answers and it starts over, just to further hide it’s dirty little secret.

Emperor Palpatine. Figures. I am trying for world domination, you know.