wow is it me or is fox making the miss usa pagent look porny.....

[gaffa]

I was technical director of a Miss Missouri pageant, and…

I’ve worked in porn theaters.
My family had a summer cabin at a nudist camp.
I was the sound engineer of a huge pre-AIDS gay party called “Steppin’ Out”

And nothing, I repeat, NOTHING in my fairly eventful life has ever matched that pageant for sheer incestuous creep factor.

[Johnny_Ace]

@Ken001

And now a word from our sponsor, Miss South Carolina:

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

Are you sure that wasn’t Trump himself?

[Bryan_Ekers]

@Johnny_Ace

Are you sure that wasn’t Trump himself?

Trump doesn’t inarticulately talk about helping other countries. He inarticulately talks about bombing other countries.

[TBG]

You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn’t even notice.

[dropzone]

They started out that way, with an unexpurgated broadcast of Network. Who knew it was a mission statement? Or how charmingly floppy Faye Dunaway was when she came?

[carnivorousplant]

@gaffa

And nothing, I repeat, NOTHING in my fairly eventful life has ever matched that pageant for sheer incestuous creep factor.

Incestuous creep.
I don’t understand what you are writing about, but it is G-d damn scary.

[carnivorousplant]

@dropzone

Or how charmingly floppy Faye Dunaway was when she came?

Came where?

[Guest-starring_Id]

hey the pornier the pageant the hornier - Fred Silverman approved.

These events can gradually wean everyone into looser codes…do it subtly, at first, maybe a 30-biker bukakke splash-off for each of the eight final contestants, something to ease people gradually into a freer, healthier type pageant.

[Rigamarole]

Eh, beauty pageants are old hat. If you want actually porny TV you should check out the new reality series from xHamster - ‘The Sex Factor’ (link is SFW to an article that just talks about it, but the show itself is of course very NSFW).

[dropzone]

@carnivorousplant

Came where?

While atop William Holden. She liked Howard Beale’s ratings. He looked as grim as he did in The Wild Bunch. Don’t know what Stephanie Powers saw in him, since I am younger and can fake being cheerful.

[Jonathan_Chance]

@Alley_Dweller

And if anyone hasn’t seen it, it is really worth watching Jon Oliver’s report on their actual scholarship activities.

That is one HELL of a takedown.