I do believe the man in this NYT photograph is the love child of Elton John and the late NBC News anchor John Chancellor. Plus super-jowls.
They say his name is William P. Barr but I’m gonna call him John-John, after his dads. As for why there’s a wax figure stiffly posed a behind John-John… your guess is as good as mine.
Maybe its a pinata.
Now that’s funny.
Water spurted out of my nose.
Jimmy Kimmel: “Bill Barr looks like if Elton John had conversion therapy and it worked.”
Kimmel did my joke?!?! Damn, Jimmy!
His version is better for today’s audience, though… not sure too many folks remember John Chancellor. But on the SDMB, they do!
For a younger target audience, you could go for “the love child of Elton John and John Goodman.”
EDIT: Here’s a picture of John Goodman (left) and Bill Barr (right) side by side.
I’ve been advancing the relatively forthright: he looks like an evil Elton John.
These might be some of evil Elton John’s songs: “Someone Saved My Presidency Tonight”, “Spitball Wizard”, “Saturday Night’s Alright for Massacring”.
