Weekend Feud: The John Feud! by MsWhatsit [Game Over]

The Game Room
1

Questions concerning the name “John.”

DO NOT READ THIS THREAD BEFORE YOU POST YOUR ANSWERS

Object of the game: Try to think of the most popular answer, to get the most people matching you. Google or other research is allowed, if you desire. Only answers that are “serious” will be scored. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.

Scoring - Any answer duplicated by anyone else is worth 100 points divided by the number of entrants. For example: 50 entrant game = 2 pts per answer. If 4 people match that means they each get 8 pts for that answer. No matches = 0 points.

If any of you have ideas for Feuds -and would like me to score them- PM me and I’ll get you on The List.

FORMATTING OF ANSWERS IS IMPORTANT!

Write your answers like this; Do not repeat the questions, no periods at the end of answers, no spaces between lines, no comments, no fancy list coding. If you need to comment or clarify your answers, do it AFTER the list of answers. Thanks.
JUST LIKE THIS:

1. answer <<—There is a space after the period!
2. response
3. rejoinder

The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or at 4:00 PM Central on Sunday, 12/14/08 whichever comes first.

Good luck!

  1. Name a famous actor named John.
  2. Name a famous musician named John.
  3. Name a politician named John.
  4. Name a scientist named John.
  5. Name someone famous whose LAST name is John. (Or Johns. Johnson not okay, though.)
  6. Name a slang term for toilet other than “john.”
  7. Name a song that mentions the name “John” in the lyrics or title.
  8. Name a fictional character named John.
  9. Name a nursery rhyme featuring a John.
  10. Name a word or phrase containing the name Jack.
2
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John Kennedy
  4. John Lee
  5. Jill St. John
  6. pot
  7. Big Bad John
  8. John Connor
  9. John Smith
  10. You don’t know Jack Shit.
3

  1. John Travolta

  2. John Lennon

  3. John McCain

  4. John Krebs

  5. Jasper Johns

  6. Can

  7. Sloop John B

  8. Johnny Tremain

  9. Jack and the Beanstalk

  10. Every man Jack

  11. Hoping Jack counts

4
  1. John Belushi
  2. John Lennon
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. John Wheeler
  5. Jasper Johns
  6. crapper
  7. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
  8. Johnny Appleseed
  9. “Diddle Diddle Dumpling”
  10. You don’t know jack.
5
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. John Audubon
  5. Elton John
  6. Crapper
  7. Big Bad John
  8. John Connor
  9. Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John
  10. Doesn’t know Jack Shit.
6
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. John Dalton
  5. Elton John
  6. can
  7. Abraham, Martin, and John
  8. John Henry
  9. Diddle, Diddle Dumpling
  10. jack of all trades
7
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. John Stuart Mill (does being an Empiricist count as “scientist”?)
  5. Jasper Johns
  6. Crapper
  7. Johnny B. Goode
  8. Name a fictional character named John.
  9. Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John (one shoe off and one shoe on)
  10. You don’t know JACK!
8
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John McCain
  4. John Dalton
  5. Elton John
  6. Can
  7. “Sloop John B”
  8. Long John Silver
  9. Diddle-diddle-dumpling
  10. “Jack off”
9
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John Kerry
  4. John Dalton
  5. Elton John
  6. Head
  7. Johnny Angel
  8. John McClane
  9. Is John Smith within
  10. You don’t know Jack shit.
    Arrrgggh…Nursery Rhymes?..how am i supposed to know nursery rhymes? That was a google and i still havenlt heard of it.
10
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. John Watson
  5. Elton John
  6. Head
  7. Abraham, Martin and John
  8. John Darling
  9. John, John the piper’s son
  10. jack-o’-lantern

1 – I dearly wanted to say John Barrymore, but suspect that would be a unique pick.
7 – hope a few other boomers play!

ETA: shit! It’s Tom the piper’s son, isn’t it? smack

11
  1. Wayne
  2. Lennon
  3. Kennedy
  4. Kepler
  5. Elton John
  6. Crapper
  7. Abraham,Martin and John
  8. John Henry
  9. John, John the pipers son
  10. Jack of all trades
12

For the record – not fictional. Real guy named John Chapman.

13
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. John Parsons
  5. Tommy John
  6. crapper
  7. Abraham, Martin, and John
  8. Long John Silver
  9. My Son John
  10. jack-in-the-box

9-Went to bed with his stockings on.

14
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John F Kennedy
  4. John Dalton
  5. Elton John
  6. can
  7. Sloop John B
  8. John Henry
  9. Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John
  10. Jack of all trades
15
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. John Wheeler
  5. Elton John
  6. Potty
  7. Big Bad John
  8. Little John
  9. Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John
  10. Jack of all trades
16

. . . of his own free will, drank a half a pint of shanty and was particularly ill.
so, no, not a scientist :wink: :smiley:

17

  1. John Belushi

  2. John Lennon

  3. JFK

  4. John Maynard Keynes

  5. Elton John

  6. Can

  7. When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again

  8. John McClane

  9. Diddle diddle dimpling, my son John . . .

  10. Jackrabbit

  11. I hope social sciences count.

Bah, I suck. Maybe it’s because this feud is reminding me of a John I know who went bad . . .

18
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John McCain
  4. John von Neumann
  5. Elton John
  6. potty
  7. Johnny B. Goode
  8. Dr. John Watson
  9. Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John
  10. Jackass
19
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John Kerry
  4. John Dalton
  5. Elton John
  6. The Can
  7. Johnny B Goode
  8. John Connor
  9. Diddle Diddle Dumpling
  10. A jack of all trades
20
  1. Belushi
  2. Lennon
  3. Kennedy
  4. ?
  5. Elton
  6. Throne
  7. Johnny B Goode
  8. John McClane
  9. ?
  10. Jack of all trades

8 Yippy Ki Yay motherfucker!