Weekend Feud: The John Feud! by MsWhatsit [Game Over]

  1. John Malkovich
  2. John Lennon
  3. JFK
  4. John Dalton
  5. Elton John
  6. Head
  7. Uncle John’s Band
  8. John Connor
  9. Diddle, diddle dumpling, my son John.
  10. Blackjack
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John F Kennedy
  4. John von Neumann
  5. Elton John
  6. Head
  7. Ballad of John and Yoko*
  8. John Connor
  9. Diddle diddle dumpling**
  10. Don’t (doesn’t) know jack
    *my first guess was going to be “Johnny Be Good” but didn’t think that would count based on the proscriptions in question 5
    **Same thing - assuming no Jack (went up the hill) or Johnny
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John Kennedy
  4. John Dalton
  5. Elton John
  6. Head
  7. Abraham, Martin and John
  8. John Henry
  9. Diddle diddle dumpling
  10. Jack of all trades
  1. John Travolta
  2. John Lennon
  3. John McCain
  4. John McCarthy
  5. Jasper Johns
  6. Can
  7. Abraham, Martin and John
  8. John Conner
  9. Diddle, Diddle, Dumpling
  10. Jack be Nimble

(4. Had a hard time with this one)

Hee hee – it just occurred to me that when I played this feud, I had just finished working on a book chapter about Johns Hopkins. <cue Twilight Zone music>

  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. John Dalton
  5. Elton John
  6. Potty
  7. Big Bad John
  8. Long John Silver
  9. Diddle Diddle Dumpling, My Son John
  10. You don’t know Jack
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. John Maynard Keynes
  5. Elton John
  6. The can
  7. “John, I’m Only Dancing”
  8. John Galt
  9. “Diddle, Diddle, Dumpling, My Son John”
  10. You don’t know Jack.
  1. John Cusack
  2. John Lennon
  3. John McCain
  4. John James Audubon
  5. Elton John
  6. Loo
  7. “The Ballad of John and Yoko”
  8. Sir John Falstaff
  9. “Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John”
  10. Jack of all trades
  1. Wayne

  2. Lennon

  3. McCain

  4. Dalton

  5. Sir Elton

  6. Head

  7. Abraham, Martin and John

  8. Johnny Tremaine

  9. Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John…

  10. You don’t know Jack.

  11. This is the first reliable looking one that comes up when you google “John scientist” so I think he will be the most popular.

  1. wayne
  2. coltrain
  3. kennedy
  4. ?
  5. elton john
  6. crapper
  7. abraham, martin, and john.
  8. appleseed
  9. ?
  10. jack shit
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John McCain
  4. John.
  5. Elton John
  6. Crapper
  7. Johnny B Goode
  8. Long John Silver
  9. Diddle, Diddle, Dumpling and John
  10. You don’t know Jack

googling isn’t fair, is it?

  1. John Wayne
  2. John Williams
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. John Dalton
  5. Elton John
  6. crapper
  7. Big Bad John
  8. John Galt
  9. Diddle, Diddle, Dumpling
  10. Jack-in-the-box
  1. John Hurt
  2. John Cale
  3. John Edwards
  4. John Archibald Wheeler
  5. Elton John
  6. crapper
  7. John, I’m Only Dancing-- David Bowie
  8. John Connor
  9. King John Was Not a Good Man
  10. Jack Shit

I don’t know if you’d consider it “fair” or not, but it’s certainly allowable per the rules.

  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John McCain
  4. John James Audubon
  5. Elton John
  6. pot
  7. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
  8. Trapper John
  9. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
  10. jack shit
  11. obviously, I know jack shit about John.
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John McCain
  4. John von Neumann
  5. Tommy John
  6. Can
  7. Johnny B. Goode
  8. John Henry
  9. Rain Rain Go Away
    10 Jack-o-lantern

Sometimes there’s a question or two where ya just can’t come up with anything-- it’s more fun to Google than to pass. And it’s pretty self-limiting: if people have to Google more than an answer or two, then it’s too much trouble and we tend to bow out and wait for the next feud.
Also, a custom seems to have developed that players note which answers we had to look up. That’s always interesting, and I feel like less of a doofus if I put something wacky (because everyone can see that Google made me do it).

Man- I need a good showing… bottom 5 in the last two :frowning:

  1. John Wayne
  2. John Williams
  3. John McCain
  4. pass
  5. Elton john
  6. Potty
  7. “Big Bad John”
  8. John Connor
  9. pass
  10. Jack Squat

Yes, it is. Now don’t you wish you’d done it?:stuck_out_tongue: