Weekend Feud: The John Feud! by MsWhatsit [Game Over]

You mean, he was a scientist in addition to being a bass player for the Kinks?

  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. John Dalton
  5. Elton John
  6. Can
  7. Big Bad John
  8. John Henry
  9. Diddle, Diddle, Dumpling
  10. You Don’t Know Jack
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. John Hubbell
  5. Elton John
  6. can
  7. Ballad of John and Yoko
  8. John McClane
  9. Diddle Diddle Dumpling
  10. Jack of all trades

Eep I forgot #4!! My abject apologies - I haven’t played this much - is adding an accidentally ommited answer permitted? if so, here’s my updated list:

  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John McCain
  4. Jonas Salk
  5. Elton John
  6. Crapper
  7. Johnny B Goode
  8. Long John Silver
  9. Diddle, Diddle, Dumpling and John
  10. You don’t know Jack

Since Jonas is the Swedish form of John, is this an acceptable answer?

  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John McCain
  4. John James Audubon
  5. Elton John
  6. head
  7. He Said His Name Was John
  8. John Henry
  9. Diddle Diddle Dumpling
  10. you don’t know jack
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John F Kennedy
  4. John Von Neumann
  5. Tommy John
  6. Crapper
  7. Who’s Johnny?
  8. Name a fictional character named John.
  9. John, John, the Piper’s son
  10. You don’t know jack

ETA #7 is the song from Short Circuit
ETA again, and I guess we’ll count #8 as a pass

  1. John Travolta
  2. John Lennon
  3. John McCain
  4. John Chapin
  5. Stern John
  6. Loo
  7. Johnny B Goode
  8. John Nash
  9. Mother Goose
  10. You don’t know Jack
  1. Barrymore
  2. Lennon
  3. McCain
  4. Neumann
  5. Elton John
  6. crapper
  7. Johnny B Goode
  8. John Galt
  9. Diddle diddle dumpling
  10. You don’t know jack shit
  1. John Travolta
  2. John Coltrane
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. Mather
  5. Elton John
  6. Head
  7. Folk song: Abraham, Martin, John
  8. John Connor
  9. John, John, the parson’s son
  10. Jumpin’ Jack Flash
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Williams
  3. John Adams
  4. John Cromwell Mather
  5. Elton John
  6. Throne
  7. Johnny B. Goode
  8. Prester John
  9. My Son, John
  10. Jack of All Trades
  11. aka. Marion Robert Morrison. I was going to put the birth name in the answer portion of this post, but then I remembered that our FeudMistress uses that scoring tool, and it would make too much work for her. mutter mutter
  12. Nobel laureate, and one of the two who first measured the residual heat from the Big Bang.
  13. I can barely think of even this one… I’m going to be upset if there’s a conch for this question.
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  4. John James Audubon
  5. Elton John
  6. Crapper
  7. Abraham, Martin & John
  8. John Henry
  9. Diddle, Diddle, Dumpling, My Son John
  10. Jack of all trades
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John F. Kennedy
  4. Johann Kepler
  5. Elton John
  6. Crapper
  7. Abraham, Martin and John
  8. Trapper John McIntyre
  9. Diddle Diddle Dumpling My Son John
  10. You don’t know Jack
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John McCain
  4. John Dalton
  5. Elton John
  6. loo
  7. John Brown’s body
  8. John Connor
  9. my son john
  10. Jack of all trades
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John McCain
  4. John von Neumann
  5. Elton John
  6. Throne
  7. “Abraham, Martin, And John”
  8. John Galt
  9. Brother John
  10. Jack in the box
  1. Malkovich
  2. Lennon
  3. Kennedy
  4. John C. Mather
  5. Tommy John
  6. crapper
  7. Talkin’ John Birch Paranoid Blues
  8. Iron John
  9. Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John
  10. Blackjack

Key Lime Guy is #45.

  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. JFK
  4. pass
  5. Elton John
  6. Jake
  7. John, I’m Only Dancing
  8. John Connor
  9. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
  10. You don’t know jack

7 - David Bowie
9 - Not really a nursery rhyme, but a kids song. Can’t think of anything else

  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. John McCain
  4. John Dalton
  5. Elton John
  6. Crapper
  7. John, I’m Only Dancing
  8. Trapper John McIntyre
  9. Brother John (Frere Jacques)
  10. Jack off

Notes:
7. by David Bowie
8. from MASH

  1. John Wayne
  2. John Lennon
  3. JFK
  4. Dr. John
  5. Elton John
  6. Head
  7. John, I’m only dancing
  8. John Connor
  9. John Jacob Jinglehimerschmitt
  10. Jack Shit
    I swear Google just laughed at me when I googled some of these.
  1. John Wayne
  2. John Denver
  3. John McCain
  4. John Audubon
  5. Joan St. John
  6. crapper
  7. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
  8. John Galt
  9. John, John, the carpenter’s son
  10. Jack-in-the-box