- John Malkovitch
- John Lennon
- John F. Kennedy
- John C. Mather
- Jasper Johns
- Crapper
- Abraham, Martin and John
- Johnny Quest
- Diddle, diddle dumpling, my son John.
- Jack in the box
Egads! How did I manage to completely, and utterly, forget JFK? :smack:
- John Wayne
- John Lennon
- JFK
- John McCarthy
- Steven John
- Crapper
- John, I’m Only Dancing
- Long John Silver
- Diddle, diddle dumpling, my son John
- Jack in the box
You’re #50. Scores up soon.
I think you are right ,it is Tom. But if enough of us blow it ,it becomes right.
No, sorry, it’s not. I make exceptions for doing it within the five-minute edit window, however.
- John Wayne
- John Lennon
- John McCain
- John Maynard Smith
- Olivia Newton-John
- Loo
- “John, I’m Only Dancing”
- John Connor
- John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
- Jack-in-the-box
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Name a famous actor named John.
1. John Wayne 37 -
John Travolta 4
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John Belushi 3
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John Malkovich 3
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John Barrymore 1
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John Cusack 1
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John Hurt 1
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Name a famous musician named John.
2. John Lennon 43 -
John Williams 3
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John Coltrane 2
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John Cale 1
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John Denver 1
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Name a politician named John.
3. John F. Kennedy 29 -
John McCain 17
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John Kerry 2
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John Adams 1
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John Edwards 1
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Name a scientist named John.
4. John Dalton 13 -
John von Neumann 6
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John Cromwell Mather 4
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John James Audubon 4
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John Archibald Wheeler 3
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Johann Kepler 2
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John Audubon 2
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John Maynard Keynes 2
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Dr. John 1
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John Chapin 1
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John Hubbell 1
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John Krebs 1
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John Lee 1
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John McCarthy 1
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John Parsons 1
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John Stuart Mill 1
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John Watson 1
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Pass1 1
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Pass2 1
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Pass3 1
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Pass4 1
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Pass5 1
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Name someone famous whose LAST name is John.
5. Elton John 38 -
Jasper Johns 5
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Tommy John 4
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Jill St. John 1
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Joan St. John 1
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Stern John 1
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Name a slang term for toilet other than “john.”
6. Crapper 17 -
Can 11
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Head 9
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Pot/Potty 6
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Loo 3
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Throne 3
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Jake 1
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Name a song that mentions the name “John” in the lyrics or title.
7. Abraham, Martin and John 13 -
Johnny B. Goode 9
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Big Bad John 7
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John, I’m Only Dancing 5
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 3
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Sloop John B 3
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The Ballad of John and Yoko 3
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He Said His Name Was John 1
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John Brown’s body 1
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Johnny Angel 1
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Talkin’ John Birch Paranoid Blues 1
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Uncle John’s Band 1
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When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again 1
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Who’s Johnny? 1
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Name a fictional character named John.
8. John Connor 12 -
John Henry 8
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John Galt 5
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John McClane 4
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Long John Silver 4
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Trapper John McIntyre 3
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Johnny Appleseed 2
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Johnny Tremain 2
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Dr. John Watson 1
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Iron John 1
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John Darling 1
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John Nash 1
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Johnny Quest 1
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Little John 1
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Pass1 1
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Pass2 1
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Prester John 1
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Sir John Falstaff 1
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Name a nursery rhyme featuring a John.
9. Diddle, Diddle, Dumpling, My Son John 31 -
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 3
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John, John, the piper’s son 3
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Brother John 2
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Is John Smith within 2
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Jack and the Beanstalk 1
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John, John, the carpenter’s son 1
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John, John, the parson’s son 1
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King John Was Not a Good Man 1
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Mother Goose 1
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pass1 1
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pass2 1
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pass3 1
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Rain Rain Go Away 1
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Name a word or phrase containing the name Jack.
10. Don’t know jack (shit) 21 -
Jack of all trades 12
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Jack in the box 5
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Blackjack 2
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Jack o’ lantern 2
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Jack off 2
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Every man Jack 1
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Jack be Nimble 1
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Jack Squat 1
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Jackass 1
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Jackrabbit 1
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Jumpin’ Jack Flash 1
And our Johnny-on-the-spot is ~drumroll~ swampbear!!! Good job, Swampus! swampbear got 7/10 top answers. Way to go! Perfect was 508.00.
Thanks, everyone! Thank you, MsWhatsit for a whimsical Feud!
I guess I’ll have to run Weekend Feud II, huh? 
**1. swampbear 476.00 **
2. This’ll Do 474.00
3. 3acresandatruck 470.00
4. want2know 468.00
5. Sigmagirl 466.00
6. Sternvogel 464.00
7. rexnervous 458.00
7. astorian 458.00
9. anyrose 450.00
10. Hilarity N. Suze 448.00
11. NDP 444.00
12. critter42 434.00
13. Mahaloth 416.00
13. criminey.jicket 416.00
13. Wallflower 416.00
16. Biffy the Elephant Shrew 412.00
16. Larry Borgia 412.00
18. gonzomax 404.00
19. RickJay 398.00
20. Zebra 394.00
21. robardin 384.00
22. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 376.00
23. Thudlow Boink 374.00
23. Baker 374.00
25. Tangent 370.00
26. bmoak 366.00
27. Dolores Reborn 360.00
28. 42fish 354.00
29. jsgoddess 350.00
30. twickster 348.00
31. notfrommensa 338.00
31. Little Nemo 338.00
33. Scarlett67 322.00
34. Sublight 320.00
35. ShermanAter 318.00
36. MsWhatsit 314.00
36. faithfool 314.00
38. Fretful Porpentine 302.00
39. pravnik 300.00
40. Justin_Bailey 282.00
41. Gangster Octopus 274.00
41. OtakuLoki 274.00
43. El_Kabong 272.00
44. Key Lime Guy 266.00
45. The Tof 240.00
46. jali 222.00
47. bluecanary 194.00
48. Johnny Q 192.00
49. Chronos 172.00
50. Freudian Slit 170.00
Otak creamed again. Where’s the Worm when you need him. Victory again ,it smells like fried computer.
I hope you can get a new computer soon, gonzo - I’d hate for you to miss your next appointment in the basement because your computer got fried this time. 
Seriously - congrats on your good showing.
Thank you again, Dolores and a very interesting feud from MsWhatsit.
With all the people named John, the lead answer in the scientist category is a John I’ve never heard of and the lead answer in the nursery rhyme category is a nursery rhyme I’ve never heard. Weird.
I am in a slump… this is 3 in a row in the bottom five. 
Don’t tell me I don’t know Jack! 
In Question 4, is John James Audubon the father and John Audubon his son?
No, I just missed it.
Here are the corrected standings:
I’m sorry, Swampbear. Congratulations, This’ll Do!
1. This’ll Do 482.00
2. swampbear 476.00
3. 3acresandatruck 470.00
4. Sternvogel 468.00
4. want2know 468.00
6. Sigmagirl 466.00
7. rexnervous 458.00
7. astorian 458.00
9. anyrose 450.00
10. Hilarity N. Suze 448.00
11. NDP 444.00
12. critter42 434.00
13. Wallflower 420.00
14. Mahaloth 416.00
14. criminey.jicket 416.00
16. Biffy the Elephant Shrew 412.00
16. Larry Borgia 412.00
18. gonzomax 404.00
19. RickJay 398.00
20. Zebra 394.00
21. robardin 384.00
22. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 376.00
23. Thudlow Boink 374.00
23. Baker 374.00
25. Tangent 370.00
26. bmoak 366.00
27. Dolores Reborn 360.00
28. 42fish 354.00
28. jsgoddess 354.00
30. twickster 348.00
31. notfrommensa 338.00
31. Little Nemo 338.00
33. Scarlett67 322.00
34. Sublight 320.00
35. ShermanAter 318.00
36. MsWhatsit 314.00
36. faithfool 314.00
38. Fretful Porpentine 306.00
39. pravnik 300.00
40. Justin_Bailey 282.00
41. Gangster Octopus 274.00
41. OtakuLoki 274.00
43. El_Kabong 272.00
44. Key Lime Guy 266.00
45. The Tof 240.00
46. jali 222.00
47. bluecanary 194.00
48. Johnny Q 192.00
49. Chronos 180.00
50. Freudian Slit 170.00