The Feud: You Don't Know Jack (or Jackson) by notfrommensa [Game Over]

Object of the game:
Give the most popular answer for each category.

Rules:

  1. No reading the thread before answering. This is on the honor system.
  2. Formatting rules must be followed (see below).
  3. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.
  4. Google (etc.) is allowed, if you desire.
  5. The game will end with 50 entrants, or when I get time to score it.
  6. There is no Rule 6.
  7. Special Rules for this particular Feud: None

Formatting rules:
To make semi-automated scoring possible, and my job easier, make you post look exactly like this:

  1. answer
  2. answer
  3. answer
  4. answer

No double spacing, no smilies, no “list” function, no urls, no periods, no quote marks, and no punctuation if it is not necessary. Put “pass” if you want to leave an answer blank. If you feel you must qualify your answer, do it AFTER THE LIST!
If you don’t format like this, your answers might be DISQUALIFIED.

Scoring:
With 50 entrants, an answer with a match is worth 2x the number of people matching it. If 4 people match, they each get 8 points for that answer. No matches = 0 points.
Formula: Score = 100 / (# of entrants) x (# of matches)

Good luck!

If any of you have ideas for Feuds -and would like me to score them- PM me. If anyone wants to run their own Feud, feel free. I will help any way I can.

Read the rules!
Special Rules for this particular Feud: None

  1. Name a historical person with the name “Jack” or “Jackson.” (first and last names required)
  2. Name an athlete named with the name “Jack” or “Jackson.” (first and last names required)
  3. Name a relative of Michael Jackson. (first name only)
  4. Name a non-athlete celebrity with the name “Jack” or “Jackson” that is not Michael Jackson or one of his relatives. (first and last names required)
  5. Name a famous “Jackie.” (first and last names required)
  6. Name a famous “Jack” from a children’s story or nursery rhymes.
  7. Name a city (and its state) containing the letters “Jack.”
  8. Name something in the trunk of car besides a jack (or a spare tire.)
  9. What’s another name for a person who is acting like a jackass.
  10. Name another slang expression for “Jacking Off.”
  1. Andrew Jackson
  2. Bo Jackson
  3. Janet
  4. Jack Nicholason
  5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis
  6. Jack & the beanstalk
  7. Jackson, Mississippi
  8. blanket
  9. asshole
  10. whack off
  1. Andrew Jackson
  2. Jack Nicklaus
  3. Janet
  4. Jack Nicholson
  5. Jackie Gleason
  6. Jack and the Beanstalk
  7. Jackson, MS
  8. Tools
  9. Jerk
  10. Jerk off
  1. Andrew Jackson

  2. Jack Nicklaus

  3. Janet

  4. Jack Black

  5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis

  6. Jack Sprat

  7. Jacksonville, FL

  8. Groceries

  9. Jerk

  10. Wanking

  11. Hoping people stay with similarly-sounding words

On edit: 4. Doh! Jack Nicholson!

  1. Jack Kennedy
  2. Jack Nicklaus
  3. Janet
  4. Jack Nicholson
  5. Jackie Kennedy
  6. Jack and the Beanstalk
  7. Jackson, Mississippi
  8. tools
  9. Moron
  10. Jerking Off
  1. Jack the Ripper
  2. Bo Jackson
  3. Janet
  4. Jack Nicholson
  5. Jac(kie)queline Kennedy Onassis
  6. Jack (& Jill)
  7. Jacksonville, Florida
  8. Emergency gas can
  9. Douchebag
  10. Whacking it/off

ETA: Surprisingly fun feud!

  1. Andrew Jackson

  2. Jack Roosevelt Robinson

  3. Janet

  4. Jesse Jackson

  5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis

  6. The Jack and the Beanstalk protagonist

  7. Jacksonville, Florida

  8. Luggage

  9. Asshole

  10. Jerking off

  11. better known as “Jackie”

  12. if I weren’t going for the points, I’d have said “waxing the bishop” or “buttering your bialy”

  1. Andrew Jackson
  2. Jackie Robinson
  3. Janet
  4. Jack Black
  5. Jackie Robinson
  6. Jack and the Beanstalk
  7. Jackson, Mississippi
  8. Tool kit
  9. Jerk
  10. Jerking off
  1. Michael Jackson
  2. Bo Jackson
  3. Janet
  4. Jack Nicholson
  5. Jackie Robinson
  6. Jack and the Beanstalk
  7. Jackson, MS
  8. Tire iron
  9. Asshole
  10. Wanking
  1. Andrew Jackson
  2. Bo Jackson
  3. Janet
  4. Jack Nicholson
  5. Jackie Robinson
  6. Jack (from Jack and the Beanstalk)
  7. Jackson, Mississippi
  8. Jumper cables
  9. Douchebag
  10. Choking the chicken
  1. President Andrew Jackson
  2. Jack Nicklaus
  3. Janet
  4. Jackson Browne
  5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis
  6. Jack and the Beanstalk
  7. Jacksonville FL
  8. road flares
  9. asshole
  10. jerking off
  1. Andrew Jackson
  2. Bo Jackson
  3. Janet
  4. Jack Nicholson
  5. Jackie Robinson
  6. Jack, of And The Beanstalk fame
  7. Jackson, Miss.
  8. Tools
  9. Asshole
  10. Jerking Off
  11. Or “Miss Jackson”, as I’ve been instructed to call her.
  1. Andrew Jackson
  2. Jack Nicklaus
  3. Janet
  4. Jack Nicholson
  5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis
  6. Jack and the Beanstalk
  7. Jacksonville, FL
  8. jumper cables
  9. Douche Bag
  10. Spanking the Monkey
  1. Andrew Jackson
  2. Jack Nicklaus
  3. Janet
  4. Jack Nicholson
  5. Jackie Kennedy
  6. Jack (and Jill)
  7. Jacksonville, Florida
  8. Tools
  9. Asshole
  10. Wank
  1. Andrew Jackson
  2. Bo Jackson
  3. Janet
  4. Jack Nicholson
  5. Jackie Robinson
  6. Jack and the Beanstalk
  7. Jackson MS
  8. Jumper cables*
  9. Jerk
  10. Jerking off

Hmm, for #2 I probably should have gone with Jack Nicholson but Bo really jumped to mind first.

For #8 I had “dead body” first but then changed it.

  1. Andrew Jackson
  2. Jackie Robinson
  3. Tito
  4. Jack Nicolson
  5. Jackie Robinson
  6. Jack & Jill
  7. Jackson, MS
  8. Human
  9. Asshole
  10. Spankin’ It
  1. Andrew Jackson
  2. Jack Johnson
  3. Janet
  4. Jack Nicholson
  5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis
  6. Jack and the Beanstalk
  7. Jackson, Mississippi
  8. gas can
  9. douchebag
  10. spanking the monkey

Fun feud!

  1. Andrew Jackson
  2. Reggie Jackson
  3. Janet
  4. Jack Nicholson
  5. Jackie Gleason
  6. Jack from “Jack & the Beanstock”
  7. Jacksonville, FL
  8. Tire iron
  9. Putz
  10. Wanking
  1. Andrew Jackson
  2. Reggie Jackson
  3. Janet
  4. Jackson Browne
  5. Jackie Mason
  6. Jack and the Beanstalk
  7. Jackson, Mississippi
  8. Bottles of Motor Oil
  9. Idiot
  10. Wanking off
  1. Andrew Jackson
  2. Reggie Jackson
  3. Janet
  4. Jack Nicholson
  5. Jackie Kennedy Onassis
  6. Jack And The Beanstalk
  7. Jacksonville, Florida
  8. Jumper Cables
  9. Asshole
  10. Jerk Off