Welcome back!
I mostly remember you from the Airplane! thread, particularly the jive talking bit.
It’s really lovely to see an older poster return and still find pleasure in it. 
A hearty welcome back to you, and I hope you find reasons to stick around!
So it’s true: you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Welcome back!
I like to think of us as the friendly, local’s only bar, where you’re always remembered by at least a few, but those few will also never let you live down that screw-up(s) from decades ago. Oh, and we’ll all metaphorically shank you in the bathroom over a bit of petty pedantry!
But a good place and good memories nevertheless!
[ from one of the young whippersnappers that you hadn’t met yet in all probability ]
Welcome back
obligatory nitpick:
(welcome 
)
Sorry, but your paperwork is out of date, and we need you to fill out a few forms to be sure we have all your current information, or just answer these questions, and answer carefully…
- Hot dogs - mustard or ketchup?
- Toilet paper - over or under?
- Corn on the cob - across or around?
Please choose and then have a seat and we’ll be with you in a few minutes.
plus: the ICE honk
Ah! I remember that! I think i got in trouble…
Made it comfortably. You had 10 years left, 16 if you are posting from college.
Thank ya kindly!
The Eagles…why’d it have to be The Eagles… 
Some things never change…
Hot dogs - mustard
Toilet paper - see below
Corn Cob - Toilet Paper