I live on St. Simon’s, which is a barrier island off the coast of Georgia. Just surfing around the internet today, I have found that a great deal is going on with my neighbors that I didn’t know. Did you know that a St. Simon’s Mom invented a world famous tooth whitening system? It makes me proud to see one of my fellow islanders succeed. But I guess it’s easy to achieve financial success here when St. Simon’s banks forgive credit card debt, and St. Simon’s auctions sell cars for $9. All may not be well here though, St. Simon’s e-cigarretes have been exposed! I didn’t even know we made e-cigarretes. I’ll have to ask my date. I haven’t asked her out yet, but a St. Simon’s single is interested in me. Judging by her picture, I think we may very well hit it off.
The sad thing is you could move to NYC and you woudn’t see any more local action. Funny how far NYC has fallen.
Wow, I wish I could have dates with women I haven’t asked out, or possibly even spoken to.
Afterward, we could share an e-cigarette.
Is that all? Pffft. My little town not only has someone who invented a rival tooth-whitening system, forgiving banks, and cheap cars, we also have a local mom who created a world-famous wrinkle-eliminating skin care regime and one who developed the most awesome system to get a flat stomach.
There’s also a local single interested in me, but by the looks of her, I don’t think we’d hit it off.
If someone finds one weird old trick to winning a land war in Asia, please let me know. I could actually use that.
Apparently a woman in the next town to me is making $7400 a week working from home. I don’t know why she’s being paid in dollars, though.
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