Such a grave mistake.
Well, it’s a funeral and not a Ball.
I don’t mind some of the money I leave being spent on coffin dancers, as my friends and relatives could enjoy that.
They would be dancing with an empty cardboard box though, as I don’t actually want to be buried (composted would be great though…not sure if that’s an option)
Regarding the OP… The OP’s comments notwithstanding, I don’t think it’s generally such a big scam. They just have to have high margins as, unlike the wedding business, they have no repeat customers 
it is an option and becoming quite popular.
Damn, now I want to have a closed-casket funeral, but up in front (maybe on a fancy gilded stand) is a box that’s been cobbled together from a couple of tv boxes, misc. UPS and ikea shipping boxes, some to-go containers, and at least a dozen cigar boxes.
Not to mention they have to deal with stiff competition.
Yes, but once they open their doors, people are dying to get in…
I’ve heard it’s quite rigorous.
Ehh, I heard it was a dying business.