Wow! That SCOTUS ruling that said fake kitty porn was legal, really has some unintended consequences!
What?
Oh, nevermind.
You do realize, andygirl, that now you will have to be banned for directly linking to explicit putty-tat-porn pics.
Contrary to popular opinion, there are several things that make me feel dirty. I might be a lecherous woman of ill repute, but everyone’s gotta have some standards.
So, um, how ya doin? You busy tonight?
Do you want to tell him, andygirl, or should I?
Just think-all over the country, prim, proper cat-lovers can’t figure out why people keep snickering at that cute little kitty statue they put in the garden.
Can someone send that to Maxim magazine for their “Unintentional Porn” section? (And yes, I do only read Maxim for the articles. Jim, on the other hand, may get more out of it than I do.)
(Hee hee - “putty-tat-porn”)
I actually have that one sitting on top of my TV right now. I think it’s great.
Bob
No, no, Bobby. Not “Foreskin a cat”. You misheard me.
Thank you andygirl, I got a laugh out of that!
I’m thinking of all these funny trite things to say, but really…there’s no point, the image says it all.
Of course, their best work isn’t sold online. You have to get the ‘special’ catalog to find pieces like Sixteen Year Old Boy and Sheep or Lonely Housewife with Family Dog and a Jar of Peanut Butter.
I have a sterling silver bottle opener shaped like a naked woman that I got from them. It’s actually pretty cool-looking.
And before anyone asks, she’s holding the bottle opener part in both hands, above her head. It doesn’t open on any part of her anatomy.
No parent will ever feel comfortable again when their child says:
“Here, pussy, pussy, pussy!”
freaked
Is it just me, or does the background of the OP shot look like a cemetery? This get’s even creepier if you think it could be a memorial or a tombstone in a pet semmerty.
drollman–over 200 posts, with spelling mistakes