Meh.
It lacks a certain oomph, a certain snap, a certain je ne c’est quoi that would make it marvelous. Sadly, the cafe nirvana that the elegant package promises fails to materialize; the chewer is left with a viscous hunk of bland matter that tastes as if it’s spent the last few hours soaking in the bottom of a frappucino. It’s not horrible, but it’s not exactly good. It’s not anything, really.
It just is.