Mysterious woman cons her way into a family’s good graces through false pretenses. Then, with the help of her lower class, oddly accented, filthy boyfriend, she engages the children in a series of hallucinatory, possibly life-threatening misadventures while almost ruining their father’s life.
Mary Poppins?
Trading places?
Nope. Think someone wrote this who really missed the point of the film.
Titanic
Young, innocent girl finds true love by becoming a leather-clad dominatrix.
An actual one line review for the film, “Razorback”.
“Possibly the best movie ever made about a giant, man-eating pig.”
Man convicted of uxoricide escapes prison, deports self to Mexico.
AKA man crawls through 500 yards of shit?
I’m having fun thinking these up, and it’s a slow afternoon at work. Here’s a few more:
Gigolo and prostitute become friends with benefits, with a side helping of racism.
Two emotionally stunted, mentally ill man-children who like to cosplay get in a fight.
Christmas story about a businessman with a bad attitude who treats his employee and family badly, but has his holiday spirit restored through supernatural intervention.
Grease?
That’s the word!
White collar criminal realizes the depth of his predicament after throwing small rock.
Not one I came up with myself, but I found it funny:
“Crazy white wizard. Beat up Gandalf, then was defeated by unruly shrubbery.”
Mentioning Gandalf makes it too easy.
How about “Highrise architect has initially promising new career as industrialist, despite scuffle with former partner. In the end defeated by unruly shrubbery.”
It’s the bangs that make it especially horrible.
Yes, but the thread isn’t necessarily a puzzle thread, just amusing or bad blurbs. I mean I named the first ones I posted.
Robo-cop: “Half man, half machine, all fun!”
Two men bond over a shared interests while sheep ranching.
Hijinks at a German prison camp, where captured military men dress up as Hitler, spy on women inmates in the shower and try to bribe guards with nylon stockings. Hilarity ensues.
- Stalag 17