by the way I missed an obvious double entendre. I should have had Satan declare Bob a pain in the back side
Panel 11
Father Novello, still outside, looks shocked.
Father Novello: Jesus is the Son of God?! He can save us from our sins?! WHY DIDN’T THEY TELL US THIS AT THE SEMINARY!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!
Well, I don’t know if Jack Chick’s Bob used to be gay, but we aren’t him!
kingpengvin, I wanted to take this opportunity to compliment you on Bruce’s surname. Nice pun!
Okay, rubbing hands together and cracking knuckles.
Panel 12
Bruce has accepted Jesus and along with Bob, George, and the Rev. Schmidt, has his head bowed in prayer. Just as they are finishing more World Council stormtroopers burst in!
WC Capt. Mahoney: Aha! We caught you @#$%^&* in the act. He points to George and Schmidt We don’t need those two, but Bob and Bruce are coming with us! His Reverence has very special plans for them, and for Bob’s wife!
Bob and Bruce are hustled away, while George and Rev. Schmidt go to their heavenly reward in a classic burst of Chick machine gun fire.budda budda budda
If, when this thread is all said and done, someone can put all the panels together into a big Word document, I’ll see about drawing out another actual tract to go with it.
Rube, I sent you an email about the possibility of rearranging the numbers on your post and my latest.
SPOOFE , that would be great! I’ll do it if you’d like.
Panel 13 * the evil Panel*
Bob is shown panel being beaten and slapped by two Huge Thugs dressed as priests. In the background is the wig and lipstick wearing Chick style homosexual who seems to be enjoying the whole scene he is Bunny the Chief Bishop
Priest 1: Nyaaa! Where is your messiah now!
Priest 2: HAW HAW HAW!
Bunny: Now Bob will you repent? Remember The Holy mother is the only one to help you!
Okay, I liked Rube’s panel and want it included but the numbers are out of whack because of some almost simulposting by Rube and myself.
Could Rube’s panel be kind of 12b while mine is 12a? Or the other way around if that’s better. Or is there another way to work the panel numbers?
kingpengvin, you aren’t an Edward G. Robinson fan by any chance are you?
Baker, I’ll defer to any way you want to handle the panel numbering.
Maybe for now we can just leave things where they are, but when we send it to SPOOFE for the artwork I might edit my panel 12 so that you can see Fr. Novello in an inset, while some of the stormtrooper dialgue is trimmed. After all, bullets speak louder than words!
Baker… I originally had written Where is your saviour now and could not resist… Say Spoofe andy chance of drawing that Priest as Edward G. Robinson… circa the Ten Commandments.
Panel 14
Looking like a total wreck, Bob has been tossed into a cell with no windows, and where, horror of horrors, he finds his wife has been taken too!
Mrs. Smith: “Oh my darling, what have they done to you?”
Bob:“They thought they could make me deny our Lord! But we managed to grasp another soul from their clutches. Now Bruce is safe, as we all are, no matter what happens to our bodies!”*****
Mrs. Smith: “Oh, if only the Rapture would come today!”
A hard knock sounds at the cell door!
***** I tell you this, brethren, flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God, nor does the perishable inherit the imperishable." I Corinthians 15:50
As a long-time collector of Chicklets & a former fan of his (B.A.- Before Alberto), I must say that this is damn impressive! I both anticipate & dread seeing where this is going!
Btw, I had to backtrack & reread to find what was so funny about Bruce’s last name- so I’ll admit to being WHOOSHed!
PANEL 15:
A strange man appears…
IT HAS!!!
The strange man blows up the two prison cells, and then everything explodes…
Umm, hebes, with all due respect, I don’t think that’s the way it should go. Did you really intend to be posting a true panel, or was it a joke? We still have several more panels to complete.
Semi-hijack, but I just have to share this…
There’s a shop called Tops and Bottoms in this general area, and it sells shoes and shirts (and it’s branching out into a few other things). It also has Chick Tracts, which it both gives away and sells. You get a chick tract with every purchase.
Christian store. Outwardly emphasizes such.
I wonder if anyone has bothered to let them know what their store name means:D
iampunha, that is priceless!
Also, since hebes hasn’t responded to my question about the panel 15, I think I’m going to say it is null and void. So the next writer to add a panel will be doing Panel 15, to follow my Panel 14 of 9/6.
Baker actually it may work if you have the guy freeing them be father Alberto. It could make an interesting switch in the plot so long as he is given a few panels to rave against the Catholic Church.
just a thought.
Hmm, that’s odd, I thought I’d posted a reply here but now I don’t see it.
Anyway, kingpengvin, you are probably right. It’s just that I was reading that panel as saying everything blew up, and I thought that the Smith’s were included, with maybe innocents in adjacent cells. Oh well, if you want to write the next panel that’s cool, if not, maybe I can later this evening(or anyone else that cares to).
How about a slight change.
** PANEL 15 **
- There is a large explosion as the wall is torn away. Bob and Mrs. Smith are in the forground (the reader sees the backs of their heads Bob has a hand up to shield his eyes) In the Smoke a shadowy figure exclaims*
** SHADOWY MAN **: IT HAS!!! **
there see all fixed… noe if you will allow me to indulge myself
** PANEL 16 **
The stern and honest (Gagg!) face of Father Alberto emerges from the Smoke, In the corner you can see the over joyed and tearful face of BOB.
BOB: Alberto! Can it be?!? I thought you were dead!
** ALBERTO**: That is what I wanted the church to think!
I had to fake my death so that I could continue my war against these Baalists! I came out of hiding because I heard they had captured you !
I once started a parody Chick tract by rearranging the title of “THIS WAS YOUR LIFE!” to spell, “YOUR LIFE WAS SHIT!” I never got around to finishing it, though.