What advice would any of you give in regards to writing a letter to Vladimir Putin? What comments/points would you add in to it and what format would you recommend for how the letter should be set up? Thanks!
Be sure to start with asking for signed pictures of him riding a bear. It’ll set the proper tone for the rest of the letter.
do you really think putin gives a fuck about reading your letter
You can do it online if you wish:
Send a Letter to the President
http://eng.letters.kremlin.ru/
This website also says you can send letters to this address:
23, Ilyinka Street,
Moscow, 103132, Russia.
As for what comments and points to include, I’d say that’s your decision.
Be sure to ask him whether he prefers Natalia Poklonskaya or Katya Lischina as his waifu.
Boxers or briefs?
That’s still a thing, isn’t it?
Maybe you should ask him what he thinks of David Duke.
I think we can be reasonably confident that Putin goes commando. Dude doesn’t even like wearing shirts.
Dear Vlad,
How did you get to be so awesome?
Love,
Chuck N
Dear President Putin,
Even though I am an American, before you throw this letter awa
Insist on one where he isn’t wearing a shirt. That’s just as important.
Comic Sans 14
OK lol fair enough. What if any template would you recommend?
What’s the point? What is your optimal end result?
Well I personally think he is a good leader. I can’t stand the ones we have ruling over us and I take enjoyment in seeing him give them as hard a time as he can give them. I mean why do people write fan mail to celebrities?
Is he as good a leader as Jeff Rense or David Duke would be?
Because: sad, pathetic and gormless.
Oh sure
Just tell him what you’ve told us in this post, and ask if he’d be interested in financing your move to Russia, so he can be YOUR leader. :dubious:
It is just going to dissipate unless you use a plastic bag or something.
I’m so sorry this thread isn’t in the Pit.
I’ll just say, the actual Captain America called, and he’s pissed.