wrong number

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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All right, so I’m sitting at work, and the phone rings. Most of the calls I get are wrong numbers, but I take 'em anyway, cause it might be someone important. So I pick up the phone:

Me: Hello?
Guy: Um…Uh…Sorry, I forgot who I was calling for.
My brain: Yeah…
Guy: Is there someone there with double-D measurements?
My brain: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Me: I’m sorry, you seem to have a wrong number.
Guy: Oh, I see…<click>

The rest of my morning since then has been spent trying to stifle bursts of laughter. Poor guy–can you imagine how he must feel?

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Obviously one of those times where you DON’T want to dial the number again just to make sure you dialed it correctly the first time…

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Is there someone there with double-D measurements? Maybe that was the only way he could describe the person he was looking for. Either that or he was a complete moron.

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[sup]That was you?[/sup]
:wink: