I’m watchin’ Gameday and they show an ad where the guys are playing a bean-bag toss game where the object seems to be getting the bean-bag in Corso’s mouth, and then they put up the “Corso’s Cornhole Challenge” graphic.
I got news for you, ESPN. That ain’t the cornhole!
The web address they put up ain’t no good, so I don’t know if this is a real thing or not. Made me laugh my ass off, however.
That game is called “cornhole” in southwest Ohio, where I presume it originated. When I moved to Cincinnati several years ago and read a newspaper article joking that the Olympics needed a cornhole event, I was a little taken aback.
The small-town festival in a nearby village offered a Cornhole Tournament the first few years we lived out here. In recent years they’ve changed it to bean-bag tourney, so even Midwestern farmer types are hip to the snigger factor. I assume Gameday knows what kind of reaction to expect and is actually seeking it out.
It’s called Cornhole in Alabama, too. (Which is where Gameday was today.) I hadn’t really heard of it until a few years ago. Some sports bars, etc. advertise that they have Cornhole that you can play. I think there was a Cornhole tournament in town a few months ago.
Last summer I was peacefully commuting to my job on an Air Force base in California. heading down the main drag past a big outdoor LED bulletin board where they post upcoming events.
In big bold letters, here is what I read:
Fun For The Whole Family
Everybody Come On Down to the
EXTREME CORNHOLE TOURNAMENT
Prizes Awarded!..
I and carpool buddy spent the rest of the trip in an extreme state of WTF and laughing ourselves sick.
I was sure somebody had played an outrageous practical joke, till I talked to a cow-orker from the Dakotas who 'splained what the word meant back in the Heartland.
When my wife took me to Eastern Kentucky to meet some of her relatives, they asked me if I wanted to go out back for some corn hole. I politely declined. Later I found out that corn hole was just their term for anal rape*.