WTF does "John Wayne Is Big Leggy" mean?

[Skywatcher]

@Revtim

Crap song btw.

No argument there. I still embarrass my sister by bringing up the fact that she used to listen to that album so much.

There’s an even stranger version from Germany.

Sink the Bismarck Song an Oddity?

British pop duo Haysi Fantayzee praising John Wayne: [Haysi Fantayzee - John Wayne Is Big Leggy (1982) HD 0815007] And a German cover by Bienenstich: [BIENENSTICH - John Wayne ist der Größte (John Wayne Is Big Leggy)]