Damn near every other e-mail in my in-box today has been spam telling me how I can save money on term life insurance! WTF? Why are all you worthless pieces of shit spamming me with this shit all at once? Is it national term life insurance spam day? Cut that shit out!
And what really pisses me off is that if these fuckwads knew anything about me they’d know I don’t want it and I don’t need it. Why? Got no wife, no kids, no dependants of any kind. I croak, and tough shit bill collectors, not a damn thing you can do.
Oh, and another thing, I don’t fucking qualify for your lowest rates! Because I’m a smoker! Okay! I’m a goddamn smoker, so why don’t you take your little fucking Orwellian, Big Brother fucking spy programs that just don’t seem to work and shove them up you’re fucking ass, because there’s just no way I’m going to buy insurance from a company that says, “Bmd2323@aol.com, its time you took charge of your life! Its time you did something about your life insurance! Its time you bought term life insurance from us!”
You don’t know my name, you don’t know me, you don’t know what my life’s like. Fuck you and your little robot spam spewing ass.
