Considering that I’ve actually eaten a couple MREs before, I’ll take my opinion of them over yours. I didn’t find them to be that bad at all. Preferable to McDonald’s, actually. And unlike McDonald’s, they didn’t exit my ass directly after entering my mouth.
I wonder how much of that was due to the fact that she ‘worked out nonstop’ for three days? I wonder if she ate anything at all during the three days after that?
Violent tendencies? Poison? Misogynist? What planet are you people on?
Gotta work on that reading comprehension, Adam. He didn’t know she was crying. She told him that later. So he couldn’t have been guilty of laughing at that, or even laughing at a time when he knew she was crying. Also, it’s clear she had some intestinal distress and was embarrassed as a result. “In agony”? Not in the record. Same for “violent tendencies towards women”.
Look, this guy’s unsophisticated. He finds bathroom humor funny. He’d probably laugh his ass off if one of his (male) friends stepped in a pile of dogshit. I’m not about to fix him up with my sister, or invite him to my next party. But “violent” “asshole” “fucker”? Not seeing it.
The planet that doesn’t hate women.
Maybe she has a very sensitive digestive system? Immodium AD is pretty potent. I’ve heard of others that had several days of constipation after using that particular medication.
Is that the one on the other side of the Sun, directly opposite Earth?
The guy’s an asshole. He didn’t poison anyone. He didn’t do anything violent. I don’t see where he hates women. He’s just an sophomoric asshole.
Uh, I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to unwittingly eat 9,000 calories in a sitting. That’s the equivalent of eating over 2 pounds of butter for dinner.
He’s an asshole for sure, but I wouldn’t wish for more than a few days of light food poisoning for him.
I also don’t see how this is necessarily an anti-woman thing. He might be as big a prick to his male friends as well, as far as we know.
I thought it was fuckin hilarious, but the guy is a callous asshole, and he obviously did this with malice aforethought. If you’ve read any of his website, ever, it would be obvious he is a juvenile misogynistic fucknugget.
But a funny one.
He sounds like an asshole to me. I don’t know if I’d go so far as to say he had violent tendencies towards women. But asshole? Hell yeah.
Okay, maybe he’s just an immature rube who enjoys bathroom humor and a few farts crack him up. But this?
Who laughs when someone they care about is in such distress?
What’s a normal daily calorie intack for an average sized woman? 1500 to 2000? This was just one meal. I assume she had lunch and maybe breakfast. Even if she didn’t eat the whole thing, she probably had a hell of a shock to her system.
I actually thought the first part (preparing the MREs and trying to set an elegant table) was funny. It was his reaction to her that screams “asshole” to me.
So what if he had made her a meal full of hidden sugar and she was a diabetic? What if he fed her a metric ton of dairy and she was lactose intolerant? What if he fed her shellfish and she was allergic? Would it be as humourous then? All the things result in extreme pain, if not death, and I don’t see how they are very much different from what this asshole did. I know I would not be amused if my husband made me a dinner full of cream and cheese, or just regular milk, and then laughed and laughed as my insides liquified and left me moaning on the toilet for hours.
He knew it would make her uncomfortable. He knew 9000 calories is bad for a person. He knew it could potentially make her sick. That’s why it was funny. He intentionally did something cruel to his girlfriend for a cheap laugh. That’s despicable.
For people who don’t eat out at restaurants with outrageous size portions, or fast food, or ever down an entire pint of Ben & Jerry’s in one sitting or slurp a few Chanticos with some biscotti on the side …
If she ate exactly half the calories he said, that’s 4500. Considering normal calorie intake for a person is supposed to be around 2000 and many people go over that with the junk food snacks and other shit that gets eaten, she wasn’t that far over a ‘pig out’ day.
Where’s the evidence of that? He thought it’d be funny to make it for her because she specifically said to cook her something she never ate before, and MREs aren’t exactly common food outside the military.
Nowhere does he ever say that he knew it’d make her uncomfortable physically.
What a jerk.
Sitting there laughing, while someone is in distress that he’s inflicted… There’s a winner of a man.
And I’d be just as disgusted with the girl on the date if she did anything with him again.
catsix, how many MREs did he use? A fucking shitload, way more than is normal for two people, especially if one is not in the field being a soldier and shit. Cmon now. He meant to fuck her up with that shit.
Ernie is an asshole. Say it with me. Ernie. is. an. asshole.
Agree. Read what’s quoted in the OP, people. It’s nice that you have strong social and political views, but you look like fools when you claim to see things that just aren’t there.
I guess some people want to see a victim everywhere.
Why did he keep giggling like a retard when he was talking about how many calories wew in that garbage he was cooking? (and MRE’s are NOT food, trust me on that)
Even if he didn’t intend to make her sick (which he clearly did) what kind of sadistic little fuck thinks it’s funny for a person he supposedly cares about to be sick and in distress?
He did not at any time show any evidence of caring or warmth for the woman he poisoned. He’s a mean little fuck
Bears repeating. Because you do not put someone you care about (hell, even someone you don’t care about) in harm’s way. MRE’s are notorious for not tasting that great - combined with the massive calorie bomb, he HAD to be aware that at BEST she would get somewhat indigested - and who would deliberately do that to someone they’re dating?!?! I would have slapped him from here to Tuesday and walked out.