I’m waiting in line at the supermarket, so I glance at the tabloids and Hollywood trash magazines. Joel McHale’s picture catches my attention, so I look and here’s the caption:
Sons of Anarchy’s new con man
What the fuck TV Guide? The show hasn’t revealed that yet! And you put it on the fucking cover you assholes!
I think I should add that Vinyl Turnip is likely aware of that and was merely using a little satire to take a poke you for giving away what could be considered a spoiler by someone else while complaining about insignificant spoilers yourself.
I’ll let you have a peak behind the curtains of my craft. After I read your OP, I thought “This person is kind of an idiot.” and then I looked up at your username and it came to me, like in a dream. At that point a cheering mob lifted me onto their shoulders and carried me away while chanting my name. I can hear them still.