***WARNING Sons of Anarchy Spoiler below ***
I’m waiting in line at the supermarket, so I glance at the tabloids and Hollywood trash magazines. Joel McHale’s picture catches my attention, so I look and here’s the caption:
Sons of Anarchy’s new con man
What the fuck TV Guide? The show hasn’t revealed that yet! And you put it on the fucking cover you assholes!
I apologize in advance if this isn’t pit-worthy.
People’s barriers for ‘spoilers’ seem really low on this board.
Joel McHale’s going to be on “Sons of Anarchy”? Gee, thanks for the spoiler… now I guess I know he’s not dead!
TV Guide is still a thing?
I guess I should add that the spoiler isn’t that Joel McHale is on the show, he was in this weeks episode, it’s that he’s a con man.
Oh great! Thanks for spilling that. Ever heard of spoiler tags!?!? Now the show’s ruined for me.
Checks OP’s username.
Yep.
You sir are a comic genius! How did you come up with that gem?
I think I should add that Vinyl Turnip is likely aware of that and was merely using a little satire to take a poke you for giving away what could be considered a spoiler by someone else while complaining about insignificant spoilers yourself.
Vinyl Turnip, how often do your posts have to be explained to the plebeians who have no sense of humor, irony, sarcasm or wit?
Wow, was that it? I didn’t know that was what you meant.
I guess then I should have said “People’s barriers for ‘spoilers’ seem really low on this board.”
Thank you for letting me clear that up.
I’ll let you have a peak behind the curtains of my craft. After I read your OP, I thought “This person is kind of an idiot.” and then I looked up at your username and it came to me, like in a dream. At that point a cheering mob lifted me onto their shoulders and carried me away while chanting my name. I can hear them still.
If the mob is carrying pitchforks and torches, they are probably not carrying you for the reason you think. 