Oh yeah. Jesus would be so proud of these folks:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080420/ap_on_re_mi_ea/israel_clashing_christians
Well, when asking What Would Jesus Do, it is important to remember that one valid response is to flip out and knock over a bunch of tables.
I saw this today, and for some reason none of my co-workers thought it to be as bizarre as I did. Two groups of Christians, not all that far apart ideologically in fact, physically fighting over the tomb of the “Prince of Peace,” and having to be restrained by the Israelis. Religion sure can make some people act illogically.
Clearly they believe in Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter.
How effective of a weapon is a palm frond?
Consider me whooshed unconvincingly by a gentle breeze… Though the article did state there was punching and kicking too. But I find the Fronds the more interesting thing in there.
It seems to be a tradition in that part of the world for religious leaders to beat the shit out of f one another in shrines.
I see.
Note to self - Cancel Greek/Armenian barbeque, invite someone less likely to cause a scene. Try the Irish.
Specifically, “Irish Protestant/Catholic Friendship Day”. Should be considerably more peaceful. 
Forget Siam Sam’s unfortunate farangs; these guys are the true losers. Fighting over a church. Cripes.