Another great book concept hits the shelf:
What Would Jesus Eat? The Ultimate Program for Eating Well, Feeling Great, and Living Longer by Don Colbert, M.D.
Among the advise offered, a review says it contains this gem, “Avoid processed foods, red meat, and pork.”
Oy, I suppose cheeseburgers and shrimp cocktails are out too?
I think a good book would be, What Would Jesus Drink?: Water to Wine and Beyond.
Think it follows Jewish dietary law?
Besides, didn’t Jesus die at about 30? Unless they’re referring to eternal life, in which case prayer would seem a better approach.
Loaves and fishes only.
Yes, but with the multiplying, you can eat all you want. It’s a combination of Christianity and the Atkin’s Plan.
WWJDFAKB
What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?
I would imagine his diet included a lot of olive oil and wine, among other things.
WWJDTAMAWWHO.
What Would Jesus Drive Through At McDonalds And What Would He Order.
Filet-o-loaves-and-fishes perhaps.
I’m thinking that hot cross buns would not be high on his favorites list.
The trick is to get them to only nail you up by your wrists and not your ankles—that way, you can do leg-lefts for your abs.
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Okay, I have to put Eve’s post on my list of “things I laughed at, but will feel guilty about on Sunday.”
Well, he wouldn’t be eating M&Ms, that’s for sure.
If you’re going presume what Jesus would eat it might be a good idea to read what he said on the topic in Matthew 15 and Mark 7 . The key statement in and is
The comments seem to say that he declared all foods clean but the whole argument started because of the disciples not washing their hands.
Padeye, whose favorite bible verse is about the mutlitude that loafs and fishes.
locks jesus up in a room with Pork Rinds, Pickeled Herring and Sea Urchin sushi
Lets see what Jesus eats now!
So bulemia is right out.